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The small boy sighed in defeat as he made his way towards his dormitory. Out of all the members of the losers' why did he have to wind up being roommates with him. His curly dark hair, his smile, the shine in his eyes that were framed with those ridiculous glasses that he loved, and his stupid jokes. Eddie Kaspbrak could not help but love Richie trash-mouth Tozier. Eddie snapped out of his thoughts as he put the two boxes he was carrying down and unlocked the door. Eddie made his way to his bedroom and started unpacking the rest of his things. ~ Richie was grocery shopping for food, he was ecstatic that Eddie was going to be his roommate. Eddie was originally going to be Stan's roommate but Richie spoke with Stan and managed to pull some strings. To say that Richie liked Eddie was an understatement. Richie Tozier the trash-mouth was enamored with Eddie Kaspbrak the germaphobic asthmatic and everyone knew except him. ~ That night the two boys were eating pizza and talking. "Can you believe people are already asking other people out to the first college party" "So stupid it's so far away" Eddie replies. "Y-yeah, like- like a whole week" silence fell between the two. "Uh,Eddie" "Uh,Yeah?" "Guess what?" Richie asked inching closer towards Eddie's face. "W-what?" Eddie asked slightly flustered. "I fucked your mom" Richie laughs. "Ha ha very funny dipshit" Eddie shoves Richie slightly. "No seriously in a few months you're going to have a half brother" "Beep beep Richie" Eddie mumbled nonchalantly all the while, Richie was still laughing at his 'joke'. Eddie turned to Richie and then turned away. "Eddie do you like anyone?" Richie asked his cheeks burning a little. "maybe, do you like anyone?" "Yeah, I do" "Who?" Eddie turns to Richie. Richie smirks a little and comes up with a plan. "(Y/n) is pretty hot" "Oh...isn't she/he dating Stan" "Yeah, so threesome" Eddie rolls his eyes at Richie. This makes Richie's smirk grow. "Why do you have a thing for (Y/n)?" "What n-no" "No, you don't like her/him" "Yes I mean no" "Yes you do like them or no you don't?" "I like them they're pretty cool I just do not like them in that way" "Oh, now I get it" "Get what, there's nothing to get" "You have a thing for Stan the man" "Wait what no I don't" "God Eds that's pretty gay" "I don't like him" "So, who do you like" "At the moment not you" "Come on Eddie spaghetti admit your undying love for Stanny the Jew" "I don't fucking like him" "What's that Eds? You'd fuck him! Wow but I bet it won't be as good as when I do it to your mother" "Shut the fuck up! You asshole" "Come on just admit who you like and this conversation will be over" "For fucks sake I love you" Richie smiled triumphantly at Eddie's response. "See that wasn't so hard was it ? By the way I love you too" Eddie looks up at him. Then they both start leaning in and Richie closes the gap between the two.
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~ "Hey Eds?" "Y-yeah?" "Want to go with me to the college party with me next Saturday?" "Sure, trash-mouth"
