Persona (My WWE Career)

Raw Episode 12

"Hello and welcome to Monday Night Raw! I'm Micheal Cole, alongside JBL and Jerry 'The King' Lawler; what a show we have here tonight!"

"If you haven't heard, COO of WWE, Triple H, tweeted what might be revolutionary announcement tease. And I quote..."

"Hey, that's my line!"

"The WWE Roster is being shaken up. #Draft"

"Draft? Are we going back to roster wars again?!"

"I don't know. But I'm excited."

"But let's not forget: Backlash, our returning PPV, is coming. In that main event, WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Seth Rollins, will defend his title with John Cena."

"Could John Cena hit that legendary status of a 16 time champion? He could have the most times as world champion, should he beat Seth." I turned off the WWE Network, where you can relive all of WWE programming for just $9.99 a month! No commitment! No hidden charges! Just $9.99 a month for all exclusive programming and all the PPV's. God... you see, this is why we went bankrupt!

Knock-knock-knock! I swear god, that better be the pizza guy. Why is there never a pizza guy at my door? I'd like my pizza Hawaiian, not corporate! Speaking of pizza, here's Kane. I wonder if he still helps at the concession stand? "Hunter wants you ready in the ring in five minutes."

"That's it?"

"That's all."

"Cool." As Kane closes the door, I feel too closed off from the Authority. This oughta be a nice surprise... Let's hope it doesn't bite me in the butt.

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A metallic rift played in the titantron of the arena. Boos echoed across. As Stephanie McMahon and Triple H graced the WWE with their presence, I was running a bit late.

You see, I tried to get a slice of pizza before I got surrounded by fans. Well, not fans. They threw stuff at me. After getting a slice, my feet rushed to get to the entrance.

Kane waited for me, tapping his foot. "You're late. Triple H is already making the announcement."

I stopped to breathe. "I blame Pizza Hut." I hesitated. "Wait, announcement?" Hunters voice started to enter my eardrum.

"And that is why I sent that tweet. Effective immediately, all current NXT superstars are now drafted to Smackdown and all main roster superstar are now exclusive to Raw. And what about NXT? Well, consider NXT cancelled!"

WHAT?!?! But- Sami! Staff Superstar initiative! Have we really gone THAT bankrupt?!

"Now, what about the championships? Well, I feel they shouldn't get forgotten, so I'm making them continuous with a stipulation. Anyone with any NXT championship will be allowed to cash it in for a chance for their respective title. For example, if I have the NXT championship, I'd be able to cash it in for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship."

Woah, woah, woah, wait. Sami is the current NXT champion! So that means... That son of a bitch...

"To be honest, that was a big decision." Kane stated. He turned to me. "Remember our little deal? If Sami got to the main roster..." Then I'd get fired... I lose my superstar job... I'd lose creative control... All I've worked for... Gone...

"Sigh... I get it... I'll give you my walking papers first thing in the morning."

Kane stopped me. "Hey, I said that your 'superstar' career would be over. You still have your creative writing job. Hunter will brief you on your position on a later date."

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The opportunity to change the game is slipping from my grasp. I had to start from the ground up again. I no longer have the power anymore. Sigh... there's only one thing to do... Knock, knock, knock. "Hello? Are you in there? Sam! I need to talk to you!" No answer. I needed to explain everything to him. I don't want this feud to drag on any longer, now that I am no longer a superstar. With Sami in the main roster AND a chance for him to take the WWE World Heavyweight title, the deal of the Devil has come to pass. "SAMI! PLEASE!"