I wonder If He'd Be Proud Of Me

Ranboo

Ranboo...wasn't a well-known citezens. He was a new guy in town. He never lived under Schlatt's rule he has only lived under Tubbo's. And Tubbo welcomed him in with open arms. Even if Ranboo was technically neutral, Tubbo still let him own a house in L'manberg. 

Then Ranboo met Tommy, the vice at the time. 

Tommy had actually been looking for Ranboo, he basically wanted to make him his bitch. Which....kinda worked?

He met him in the nether...and a bit after that....he basically commissioned him....without actually commissioning him?

The idea was to rob some people around the Dream SMP.

"Have you ever been robbed?" Tommy suddenly asked. Ranboo was quite confused about just....generally a lot to be honest.

"N-no....well actually. Karl stole some of my golden apples." Ranboo answered. He may have taken awhile to answer but even so, he still answered honestly.

"Was it traumatic?" Tommy asks him

"N-not really?" Ranboo was just confused at this point.

"Good so funnel that trauma Ranboo." Ranboo honestly had no idea what Tommy was getting at but he decided to just go with it.

"Take a potato please" Tommy had offered. Ranboo gladly accepted.

"Thank you, thank you."

"How tall are you?" Tommy asks. This was somewhat of a test. Ranboo is taller than him...he can see that...but he can't tell by how much.

"I am 6'6" Ranboo answers honestly. Tommy doesn't like that.

"No you're not."

"I- I am." He stuttered a bit, but whatcha gonna do?

"No im the tallest member of this land."

"I...disagree."

There was a long silence before Tommy told Ranboo to come with him to wherever he was going and ranboo just...said ok.

They got up the ladder out of their meeting place...and Tommy started muttering to himself.

"Im pissed off!" He suddenly blurt out.

"What— you're pissed off because of things I cant control? I cant control when im born." Ranboo miraculously knew what he was talking about. They both just continued walking on the prime path.

"If i chopped off your legs you'd decrease in hight yes?" Tommy asked quite suddenly.

"That is true of ANYONE, yeah." Ranboo replied...Tommy sure was a wild card...this was an interesting first interaction.

"Yes exactly! So I can be the tallest!" He yelled. This kids priorities are....interesting to say the least.

"Yeah you could—"

"Ok, there are two people on my hitless that I recommend we can rob and just get away with." And just like that Tommy changed the subject. Ranboo just....went along with it.

"Ok"

"I think we need to get ourselves better clothing, because if we're seen put like this were gonna get fucked Ranboo. "

"That is true."

"I was thinking, uh on one hand, Technoblade, he's apparently a bit of a vigilante. People don't like him, do you like him?" Tommy came at Ranboo with another off-topic question.

"I dont know i mean the only interaction I've had with him is him coming here, me saying Techno, him saying no and then leaving." Ranboo stated as they entered Tommy's house.

"He'll be jealous of you."

"Why would he be jealous—"

"He's just jealous of you." Tommy said...he's basically just making things up about his oldest brother now for no specific reason.

"Anyway— I need to BOND with you a little Ranboo before I take you into the CRIME business" Tommy simply said.

"Ok—"

"I was just thinking, I'm almost out of food so why don't we...start a farm?" Ranboo agreed and they just talked and farmed for a bit, getting to know eachother.

"Do either of you know how to talk to women—" Quackity blurted out from behind them.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Ok could you uh— tell me what women like?"

"They like um, eeeeeeh....let's be careful here...."

"IM SCARED TOMMY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Quackity yelled.

"Why whats happenin?" He was a curious boy.

"Aaaaagh im gonna talk to so many women in an hour-" Quackity said...he was going to a distant land for a game show.

"Oh um...dont— um...dont insult them. Thats my advice" Ranboo said, which is pretty great advice to be honest.

"No Ranboo's wrong. If they look ugly say, you look ugly."

And thats basically where the....shenanigans started for a bit. Tommy and quackity went on with that for awhile...and Ranboo was like— nnno.

He did not support this behavior.

Later Quackity left and Ranboo had come to terms with what Tommy wanted him to do.

They got suited up and got ready to rob George...

Bad idea...

They snuck past everyone once they got their gear, and soon enough...

They made it to George's house.

They took...a few things. They weren't very good.

And put a lot of graffiti on the walls and.....

Burned down...

His house....