Wtf TV Commercials... Like Hoodahell Made Dis?

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Problems that I had when I was a kid

{I'm not even joking when I say these things. They literally happened. And yes  it is still  possible to lead such a life when you live in city outskirts}

*falling off a tree and covering those bruises cuz mom will blame me for that.
*going to the paddy and getting stuck in the mud
*mosquitos near the pond in the paddy biting me
*walking under the jak tree or durian tree hoping none of em will fall on my head
*cutting my hand and trying to wash away all the blood {this only happened once when I was 11. I didn't even feel the pain cuz I was too scare that my typical Asian mom will beat me up.}

*digging up a hole in the ground  and sticking a flower in there and it not growing in to a plant

Meanwhile the Denta toothbrush commercial..............

Brush eka kate wadu nama babata ridenowa
{ it hurts your child when the toothbrush hits their mouth}

Puurhhhbb

Me -
-ejaculates the water I just drank across the room -




Vote and comment guuys cuz I need this to calm my as at the moment. I'm genuinely offences by that advertisement.

Dedicated to
the_ferrandiz_queen
Madhu_Me
the_ferrandiz_queen
sandyshores3000
ShazRilwan_00

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