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Headcannons 1.0

NOT ALL OF THESE ARE MINE! but most are

• Regulus Black isn't actually dead, but he's hanging out with Muggles in their world and has a family (Based of @TinaX2 's 'Muggle')

• Harry Potter is a true story (Based off fanfics a plenty, but mostly @TinaX2 's series that includes Muggle, Raven, Potter, and Crookshanks)

• MOST OF THE CHARACTERS THAT DIED DIDNT ACTUALLY DIE! (@TinaX2 's series)

• Willy Wonka runs Honeydukes (@SlytheRay 's headcannon)

• Muggleborns started bringing pens and pencils to school instead of quills and ink

• There's this one really cool Muggleborn professor that, when the students found out about the memory charm, handed out dark sunglasses to everyone that was Half- and Muggleborn and they annoyed the shit out of people

• WOLFSTAR EXISTED! When the Marauders went to school, Remus and Sirius dated but when they broke up they began to accuse each other of being the rat (stupid P.P.) out of spite but never got back together when Sirius broke out because Remus avoided him like the plague so they became brothers again

• Literally anything written by @TinaX2 in her books

• ILVERMONY STOPPED ACCEPTING MUGGLES AS WITCHES AND WIZARDS! Ilvermony, located in Massachusetts, stopped accepting muggleborn students after the effects of Voldemort's reign in 1994-1998 (ish) and when the American magical community appointed a new president that president never set the law back in place so many of us may be witches/wizards

• Sirius and Lily were best of friends and did a lot together, mostly at night when Sirius couldn't sleep so Lily took care of him

• When Hagrid retires Charlie flies from Romania with resume and recommendation letters from no less than 2 Scamanders, Minister of Magic (A.K.A. Hermione Granger-Weasley), Hagrid, Harry Potter, and a very confusing one from Oliver Wood talking about how Charlie was one of the best seekers ever.

• Harry's first word was moony, causing Lily not to talk to Remus for a day

• The first time Sirius held Harry he almost cried because Harry was crying

• Remus was scared of holding baby Harry, and the first time he did he almost dropped Harry but Sirius became a dog and caught him at the same time James and Lily dove to catch him

• Harry had 4 main stuffies: A dog, a stag, a rat, and a wolf

• The Potter's cat (A.K.A. Crookshanks, which is dove into later) would watch over Harry and rock him when everyone was busy

• James woke up the first night every time Harry cried because Lily just underwent 16 hours of labor so he let her rest, and when she went to check on Harry when waking up and not seeing James there she saw James asleep in Harry's crib with him

• There is an entire corridor in Hogwarts with paintings dedicated solely to the fallen warriors from the Battle of Hogwarts

• Harmione Headcannon: Harry had remembered the spell to fix things, but he never used it because he liked it when Hermione fixed his glasses for him. Hence, when they had a child, that child always "forgot" the spell and had his/her crush fix it for them instead

• When Neville wanted to propose to Luna (Nuna all the way!) he told his parents and his mother slipped him a wrapper and an engagement ring; when Neville looked at her hand, he saw the imprint of a ring on it.

• About the Potter's cat being Crookshanks: they had a cat, said cat was a kitten when Harry was one, and said cat would obviously know Sirius in his dog form and was able to communicate with him, so in PoA when Hermione goes to get a pet Crookshanks chooses her because Harry was there and because of the rat. That's why Crookshanks helped Sirius and why it would try and kill 'Scabbers' 

• Your headcannons: George couldn't look in a mirror without breaking down
My headcannons: George constantly made fun of Fred even though he was dead, and once even said "Your Uncle Dead was bloody brilliant, but he was a right ugly bloke" to his children. This earned him a stern talking to from Angie and his mother.

• Teddy would take people's detentions and harder tasks (breaking up, tests, telling their crush they like them, etc.) for them, but the only 2 people that could tell it was him were Neville and Minnie G

• "That's the second time a nice Lupin boy has been corrupted by a Potter!" Minnie to Teddy and James Sirius

• When Hedwig died it was very confusing for her, but her Harry was there and petting her. Except, he had hazel eyes and he was a bit older than she remembered. And who in the ever loving heck was the redhead woman with him? Oh well, she thought before tucking her head into the crook of her wing and falling asleep, because her Harry was there, so all was well. 

• Harry is the youngest brother: The Cloak
Severus is the middle brother: The Stone
Voldemort is the eldest: The Wand
But Dumbledore is also Death. He had all of those things in his possession and gave Harry the cloak, and when Harry died he greeted Death like an old friend. HE SAW DUMBLEDORE WHEN HE (temporarily) DIED!

• Hospital Wing Patient Log
Patient: Potter, James
Injuries: Broken jaw
Cause: Hit with a copy of 'Numerology and Grammatica'

Patient: Evans, Lily
Injuries: Strained bicep
Cause: Throwing a heavy object (Suspected to be 'Numerology and Grammatica')

Patient: Black, Sirius
Injuries: None, however is complaining of busted gut
Cause: Laughter

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• Lily Luna looks just like Ginny but acts just like Harry but a million times worse

• Hermione forcing her children to go to primary school just like she did at first
Arthur going to Rose's science fair and being the most proud grandfather in all the land"Is this- is this a mini volcano? How, young lady, did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!"

• James hiding chocolate for Remus after the full moon with his cloak
Sirius stealing Minnie's notes to see if there's anything about Anmagi and getting a months worth of detention for it
Peter purposely tripping people in the halls to make way for Remus before/after the full moon
Remus thinking of this while he casts a Patronus