Harry As A Slytherin 1.0

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Holy shit-
But guys, like, think about it.

2nd year, the rumors roll around, and nobody will stand a chance.

The literal morning after, Pansy and Draco can be seen shoving people and saying "Move peasants, and let the heir through!" while Harry fucking Potter is carried in by Crabbe and Goyle on a makeshit throne, while behind them Blaise is playing Bow Down by Beyonce on TOP FUCKING VOLUME!

But what's even better, no one questions it. Not even the teachers. 

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