Friend: Can we talk about how Molly knows her family so fucking well that she literally has 'prison' as one of the options on the clock?
Me: Well, to be fair. . .
Arthur: Constantly tinkering with muggle shit that he created loop holes in the law for
Bill: Curse breaker and tomb raider for a private - goblin run - corporation and broke into shit that the Egyptian MoM probably weren't very happy about
Charlie: Illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently
Fred and George: Enough said
Ron: Best friends with Harry Potter, and that kid's always on some bullshit
Ginny: Idolized the twins, could probably kill a blast ended skrewt with her bare hands
Percy: The only one that doesn't have to worry about getting arrested....and commits treason in the last book.
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