High school (dbz fanfic)

Chapter 8

"So, Ayame finally moved out last night?" Turles asked.

"Yeah, now we don't have to put up with her crap anymore", Tarble said.

"That woman can scream", Raditz said.

"Tell me about it", Vegeta said, rolling his eyes.

"Well, at least she's gone now", Bulma said, laying her head on Vegeta's shoulder.

"That's true", Vegeta agreed.

"So, have you two gone out yet?" Goku asked.

Bulma blushed.

"Shut up, Kakarot", Vegeta snapped. "And even if we have or haven't, it's none of your business".

"Okay, sheesh, it's just a question", Goku said, pretending to be offended. He was used to the way Vegeta acted. After all, the two had been best friends since they were five years old.

"So, what should we do this weekend?" Chi-Chi asked.

"We could hang out at my place", 18 said.

"What about your parents?" Bulma asked.

"She has a point", 17 said to his sister.

"You're right, there goes that idea", 18 said.

"Why, what's wrong with your parents?" Tarble asked.

"Our father's dull and our mother has issues", 18 answered him.

"Hey, Goku", they heard someone say. Goku turned to see Tien Shinhan, a guy who sat next to him in English.

"Hey, Tien", Goku said.

"Listen, you remember when I loaned you my notes for our pop quiz in English?" Tien asked.

"Yeah", Goku answered.

"And you remember when you said you owed me a favor?"

"Yeah".

"Well, today is that day", Tien said. "Can I hide under your table?"

"Uh, I guess", Goku said.

"Tien!" a voice called out.

"I was never here", Tien whispered, climbing under the table. "You saw nothing".

The second Tien disappeared under the table, a girl with long, layered blonde hair, green eyes, and a red ribbon in her hair.

"Have any of you seen a guy about a head taller than me, bald, three eyes, and hot?" she asked.

"Boy, does she need glasses", Raditz said.

"What did you say, Puffball?" the girl demanded

"Nothing", Raditz answered quickly. "And it's not my fault, it's the damn humidity in here because they still haven't fixed the stupid air-conditioner!"

"Then get a haircut!" the girl snapped.

Raditz gasped. "Bite your tongue!" he cried.

"Freak", the girl muttered.

She then turned to the others.

Well, have any of you seen Tien or not?" she demanded.

As she asked this, an evil smirk crept across Vegeta's face.

"He's right under the table", the Saiyan prince said.

"Vegeta, you're so mean", Bulma said.

"You flatter me, Girl", Vegeta replied to Bulma.

Bulma rolled her eyes.

"There you are", the girl said to Tien, grabbing his right hand and dragging him out from under the table.

As she dragged him away, Tien turned to Goku and mouthed the words, "Help me".

Goku shrugged helplessly.

"Ooh, forceful woman", Raditz said, watching the girl drag Tien away. "Nah, I like being the one in charge".

At this, 18 reached across the table and punched the long-haired Saiyan in the shoulder.

"You can hit me, just don't bruise the face", Raditz said. "Do you have any idea how many pictures I have to take with my eight dates?"

As he said loud yell fill the cafeteria.

"I SAW YOU LOOK AT TIEN!"

Everyone turned to see the blonde girl, still clutching Tien's arm, while glaring at Maron.

"I saw you when you walked by", the girl.

Maron giggled. "Of course you just saw me, I just walked past you", she said.

"You little blue-haired bimbo! No one mocks me and gets away with it!" the girl snarled, tackling Maron.

"Ah! Help! Somebody call the number for 9-1-1!" Maron screamed.

"Uh-oh, it's Maron", Raditz said, "I guess I better step in...Wait, what am I thinking? Chick fight! I hope they're fighting over me!"

"You know, everything doesn't always have to be about you, Raditz", Goku growled.

"But of course it does", Raditz insisted.

"In your dreams, they're fighting over the three-eyed baldy", Vegeta smirked.

Maron flailed her arms around, as if she were trying to slap the blonde girl.

"Seriously, is that all you got?" the blonde girl sneered, slapping Maron across the face.

Before the blonde girl could land another blow, a teacher stepped in and pulled the two girls apart. However, Maron, who still thought the blonde girl was on top of her, sent her arms flying in every direction.

"Maron, stop smacking me!" the teacher snapped.

Maron opened her eyes. "Oh, hi, Ms. Aichi", she said. "Ooh, are you trying a new make-up? I hate to say it, but you might wanna try two shades lighter".

And with that, the blue-haired bimbo got up and skipped away, but then she caught a glance at Tien.

"Hi, Three-eyed guy!" she said, waving at Tien.

"Keep moving, you blue-haired baka", the blonde girl snapped.

Maron giggled. "Baka, I just love that word, it sounds so cute!"

"Seriously, you do know what a baka is, don't you?" the blonde girl asked.

"Uh, not really", Maron answered, looking thoughtful. But then her smile returned. "Baka, baka, baka, baka, baka", she said as she skipped down the hall.

"She really isn't too bright, is she?" Tien asked.

"I guess not", the blonde girl answered. "My name's Launch and I like you, Tien", she said.

"Uh...", Tien felt his face growing bright red. "I'm late for Gym class, bye!"

And with that, he took off.

"Don't you even think you're leavin' me, Tien!" Launch yelled, chasing after him.

"I'm going to the boys' locker room!" Tien yelled back.

"And your point is?" Launch replied.

'Why me?' Tien asked himself.

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So, what did you guys think of it? Let me know, guys! I'm sorry that this was short! I am really sorry!