High school (dbz fanfic)

Chapter 18

"I can't believe you did that, Broly", Marikia sighed.

"He hit you, I thought he hurt you", Broly replied.

"Broly, look at me, I'm fine", his sister said.

"Well, he's not", Broly snorted.

Suddenly, 18 came storming over to the two Saiyan siblings.

"You put my brother in the freakin' hospital!" she screamed, pointing a finger at Broly.

"Maybe he'll think twice next time he decides to lay a hand on my sister", Broly replied.

"That's not the point", 18 growled. "The point is that you attacked my brother and now he's in the hospital".

Without waiting for a response, 18 stormed off.

...In Science Class...

"Who can tell me why it's not wise to use iron when operating a compass?" Ms. Evans asked her class.

Tarble raised his hand.

The second the sixteen-year-old Saiyan's hand reached the air, Broly, Vegeta, and Turles groaned.

"Yes, Tarble?" Ms. Evans asked.

"Iron interferes with the compass' magnetic polarity and-", Tarble started.

"NERD!" Vegeta, Broly, and Turles shouted in unison.

"Class, I will not tolerate jokes at the expense of a fellow student!" Ms. Evans shouted. "Besides, you could all learn something from Tarble".

"You know, Ms. Evans, you're right", Vegeta said. "We could all learn something from Tarble; how to be nerds!"

"Class, welcome to Nerdification 101", Turles said, doing a fairly good imitation of Ms. Evans.

"Turles, you're welcome to detention after school", Ms. Evans said.

"Uh, today doesn't work for me", Turles said.

"I don't recall asking for your schedule", Ms. Evans snipped.

"Well, I still can't", Turles said.

"Well, you can either come to detention today or come in tomorrow morning, with your parents", Ms. Evans said sweetly.

"Hey, look, my schedule just cleared up, I can't make it after school today", Turles said quickly.

"Good", Ms. Evans said, and went back to teaching.

...In English Class...

"Bulma, is Raditz asleep yet?" Marikia whispered.

Bulma turned around and saw Raditz with his head lying on his desk, a definate sign that he was asleep, in addition to the soft snores.

Bulma turned back around to face Marikia and nodded.

Grinning evily, Marikia reached into her backpack and pulled out a plastic bag full of what looked like spiky, black hair.

"Where did you get that?" Bulma asked.

"A friend of mine's mom owns a hair salon and they decided to help me out with the prank", Marikia answered.

"Really?" Bulma asked.

Marikia nodded, opened the bag, and started spreading the hair out over Raditz's desk.

...30 minutes later...

"Raditz. Raditz! Wake up!" Marikia said, shaking Raditz's shoulder.

Raditz grumbled and went back to sleep.

"Wake it and shake it, Sleeping Beauty!" Marikia shouted, landing a hard blow to Raditz's back.

The long-haired Saiyan flew up.

"Huh? What? What's happening?" he asked, suddenly alert.

"Uh, Raditz, do you remember when Marikia told you that you were shedding the other day?" Bulma asked.

"Yeah", Raditz answered. "So?"

"So, look down", Marikia said, pointing at Raditz's desk.

Raditz looked down and saw locks of spiky, black hair all over his desk.

The eighteen-year-old Saiyan's eyes widened in horror.

"What's this?" he asked, grabbing a handful of hair.

"Your hair, Baka", Marikia answered.

"I have to get out of here before I'm bald!" Raditz screeched, grabbing his things.

"But, school's not over yet", Bulma said.

"Tell the teacher I had an emergency!" Raditz shouted before darting out of the classroom.

As soon as the long-haired Saiyan was out of the room, Marikia and Bulma exchanged glances and burst out laughing.

...

"Dad!" Raditz screamed as he burst through the door.

"You're home all ready, Brat? I thought I still had two hours of peace before you got home", Bardock groaned when he saw his oldest son.

"Dad, I need to see a specialist!" Raditz exclaimed.

"I've been saying that for years", Bardock snorted, rolling his eyes.

"Dad, I'm serious!" Raditz screamed.

"So am I", Bardock replied.

"Dad, my hair's falling out!" Raditz yelled.

"So, if that's the source of all you problems, then consider it a blessing when it's all gone", Bardock said.

"But, Dad, if I lose all my hair, I'm liable to look like Nappa!" Raditz wailed at the top of his lungs.

"Well, he's...You know he...He's kinda...Let's find a specialist!" Bardock shouted.

...

I can tell this story is going to be long af! XD so how was it?