Crystalline Codex

S1 EP11: 404 Not Found

I'll make an winter-themed episode since it's going to be winter just like The Abominable Snowman, which will be a direct sequel to it as both episodes takes place in the same world. Anyways, let's start.

Elsword, Aisha and Rena goes hiking to the mountain village, only to saw a Fabian lookalike forcing a half-elven girl to suck his stick in the middle of the road to the mountain village. Rena said to Aisha "Wow... What the fold is going on here?" "Someone who looks like Fabian is raping a half-elf!" Aisha responded. As a result, Elsword vomited because of what he have saw.

The half-elven brigade marched towards the road and mistakenly thought Elsword was the Fabian lookalike but he told them "Nice try, but it was me you've caught. The Fabian lookalike was raping a girl in front of us." The half-elven brigade detained a Fabian lookalike and went to the mountain village's police station along with him. 

The half-elf girl was also brought to an another mountain village. Glaciel/Empress Arcana's spirit flies up in the sky and causes an blizzard, resulting in the three running for the mountain hut to take an refuge in. Inside the mountain hut, Fabian and Frostine saw Aisha entering the hut with Elsword and Rena who is shivering.

Frostine said to Elsword and Rena "Are you cold? Let me give you hot chocolate to make you feel warmer." The two nods, and Frostine said to Fabian "Please grab some firewood and ignite the hearth." An adventurer who was staying with the five shouted at Frostine and Fabian "Frost! Fabia! Don't touch the hearth!"

After the blizzard went away, Fawn knocks the mountain hut's door, with Rena coming to open the door and walked with her inside then closed the door. Back inside the hut, Aisha was cooking goat meat and seasons it with salt and sesame seed then she said "This will make it more good!" "And even with cooking oil to make it look delicious!"Elsword responded while pouring cooking oil on the goat meat.

After the goat meat was done, Rena, Fabian, Frostine, the adventurer and Fawn were to taste it. Rena eats a piece of the meat and gives it a thumbs up. Fabian eats a piece of the meat and starts to choke, resulting in Frostine and the adventurer helping him and he gives it a thumbs down. The adventurer tried to eat all of the goat meat much to Elsword and Aisha's horror and they said "NO!! WHY WOULDN'T YOU SHARE ONE FOR FAWN?!"

As a result, Elsword and Aisha argued over the goat meat they've cooked until a cloaked Noah broke the window and ate the goat meat without sharing it to the six. Rena said to the two "Who ate the goat meat?!" Elsword said to Rena "It was Froid! He ate our goat meat!" Frostine gets offended.

As a result, Frostine shouted at Elsword "You fool, why accusing my brother of stealing and eating the goat meat?! He only likes beef meat and not goat meat!" As a result, the two argued until Rena kicked the two in the face.

The camera ran out of battery and died, as a result this episode got deleted from Crystalline's codex.

[Error 404] Episode Not Found: We're sorry readers, but this episode of Elsword Fables you are looking for is not found.

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Conclusion: To prevent the Elsoyrd situation from being worse, I decided to pretend I was gone from Elsword overall and that this episode was removed.

THE END (for real)