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Host: Are you okay? You're tearing up a lot.
You: *crying because of Host's pureness* Oh, I'm just allergic to angels.
Host: How are you still alive if you're allergic to yourself?
You: *wheeze*
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Yancy: I just realized something!
You: What is it?
Yancy: I never asked you out!
You: That's fine.
Yancy: NO, will you go out with me?
You: What if I wanted to ask you out?
Yancy: No, I wanted to ask.
You: So, you'll say no if I ask?
Yancy: Of course not! I just wanted to ask.
You: What if I say no?
Yancy: You wouldn't.
You: Maybe I would? You don't know.
Yancy: I already asked, please just answer!
You: NO
Yancy: No, you won't answer, or no you don't want to go out with me?
You: Neither, will you go out with me?
Yancy: fuck you, and fuck yes!
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You: Jesus, it's cold..
Zork: here. *hands you his hoodie*
You: Thanks! I'll give it back tomorrow.
*later*
You: *Aggressively inhaling in Zork's hoodie sent while curled up inside it* mine...
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Dr. Iplier: *drunk* Who's the handsomest man in the world?
You: uhh, you?
Dr. Iplier: False, it's fucking Ryan Reynolds
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You: Hey, Eric, can you do the thing?
Eric: Umm, What?
You: The thing that never fails to make me happy.
Eric: Oh!
Eric: *smiles*
You: Thank you
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You: *sees someone doing something stupid* God, What an idiot.
You: *realizes that it's Bing* Oh no, that's my idiot...
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*texting*
Dad: What if the the g in gif is silent?
You: Go to sleep, dad-
Dad: What gif I don't want to?
*Read at 1:26 AM*
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Wilford: I'm having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family, is adoption really this difficult?
You: Wil, we've been here for hours, please just pick a plant...
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Dark: I fucked up. I fucked up.
You: Why? What happened?
Dark: I'm falling for someone..
You: Damn, they must be special for someone like you to fall in love with them.
Dark: *looking at you* Yeah, real special...
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You: *wearing multiple jackets* H-holy hell, it's so cold...
Blue Google: *wearing a swimsuit* Hey, Who's got the sunscreen?
You: W-wha-
Yellow: *adjusts sunglasses* I do!
Green: *dipping his foot into the almost frozen pool* Oh! It's a bit chilly today!
Red: *dives into frozen water*
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Guard!Mark: Am I hot?
Guard!You: no
Guard!Mark: *sad noises*
Guard!You: *kisses his forehead* you're cute..
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The survivalist tries to secretly kiss person Vampire!(Y/n)'s cheek while they are asleep but they shifts and the survivalist accidentally kisses their mouth and turns back flustered and looks down at a wide eyed (Y/n) who pulls them back for a real kiss.
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Yan!Mark: *loving sigh* is there anything you can't fix?
You: the people you murder
Yan!Mark: ...touché
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Doll!You: I have very high standards, I'd never date anyone clu-
Puppet!Mark: *walking in, tripping & falling face first on the floor* oh hi guys!
Doll!You: ...I want them
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Mark & You: *staring into each other's eyes*
Wade: *opens soda can*
Mark: We're having a moment.
Wade: And I'm having a cola.
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Someone: *flirting with you*
Bim Trimmer: ... *staring at them silently*
Your friend: You're really quiet today, Bim.
Bim Trimmer: *still staring at (person)* nobody plans cannibalism out loud...
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You: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Farmer Bill: Murder the entire town.
You: And what did you do?
Farmer Bill: When to town to get food
You: ...
Farmer Bill: ...
You: ...
Farmer Bill: ...
You: ...
Farmer Bill: And murdered the entire town
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