YouTuber egos x reader (oneshots and preferences)

Small Imagines (shitpost)

You: are you blushing?
The host: ..no
You: did I get the emotionless, professional , book writer to blush?
The host: *struggling* ...no..it is just c-cold..
You: really? It's the cold? And not that I told you "you look adorable with that bandage on your eyes"?
The host: *shaking, blushing harder*...n-no..
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You taking Yancy to laser tag. In the middle of playing Yancy walks towards you, pushes you against the wall and kisses you. The kiss lasted a few seconds before he then shot you and walked away.
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You finding an air-mattress and deciding to share it with Zork. One day you were sleeping comfortably laying in bed, with Sweetheart in your arms. Then Zork tiredly drags himself through the door and flops onto the air-mattress face first, making you and your cat launch into the air.
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You and the Doctor lying in bed, foreheads pressed together, gazing into each others eyes. The room is silent...
You: *suddenly sneezes in the Doctor's face*
Dr.Iplier: *falls out of bed* shit-
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Woman: *making fun of Eric*
You: excuse me, that is my husband you are making fun of!
Woman: really? I don't see a ring
You: oh shit, that's what I was forgetting-
You then grab a small box from your bag, bend on one knee in front of Eric and propose to him.
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You and Bing playing just dance, and he's winning. He eventually beats you, so you get mad and curse him out. "Stupid machine!" Bing just laughs, he knows you're mad and just want to let out the anger. You then walk to your room. "I'm mad, don't talk to me!"
Your roommate that never existed: stop yelling it's 3AM!!!
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Dadiplier: Biscuit, what are you doing on your phone?
Girl teen!you: nothing really
Dadiplier: ...texting boys..?
Girl teen!you: *blush* no!
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Dadiplier: ...texting girls..?
Boy teen!you: *puts sunglasses on* yeah-
Your overprotective dad then takes your phone away while saying "your grounded"
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Dadiplier: ...texting people..?
Enby teen!you: Yeah, my friends :P
Dadiplier: *pats your head* you're a good child :>
Enby teen!you: :D
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Dadiplier: ...texting (sex you're not attracted to)..?
Gay!teen!you: ew no
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Wilford: *kissing your inner thighs*
You: *moaning quietly*
Woman: ...sir this is a Wendy's..
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Dark: *kidnaps you because he loves you*
You: I hate you, but I love you, but I hate you!
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You: *traces finger around Google's back* the only straight I am is straight up bitch
Google: *in bed with you* oh my god, shut the fuck up and go to sleep!
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S.G. Mark: *screaming* please don't kill me!
You: *just sees him terrified of these adorable robots* what-
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You: you're so cute, I just want to squish your face <3
Survivalist: aww I-
You: with my thighs~
Survivalist: ...
You: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You: hey babe, how was wor- what the hell happened to you?!
Yandere: *covered in blood, torn human flesh in his hair, his face cut and gashed, and a knife in his left cheek* I had a bad day-
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You: *trying to put on chapstick*
Puppet Mark: what flavor is that?
You: oh it's (chapstick flavor)
Puppet Mark: can I try?
You: sure *rolls chapstick to him*
Puppet Mark: *kisses you*
Puppet Mark: holy shit, it does taste like (chapstick flavor)! :0
You: *Reader.exe has stopped working*
————————————————You went to visit (anywhere other than Los Angeles).

Mark:
I wanted to kiss you today

You:
Why didn't you?

Mark:
I can't reach your face
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Bim Trimmer: I want to eat your fucking face off <3
You: get the fuck away from me-
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Werewolf Bill: *on top of you, purring*
You: ..can't breath-
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