Mark x Reader || a night with Markiplier

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This was kind of inspired off of Moist Critical's story time "bad flirt".

It's also short, and it's just a thought I had one day.

Warnings: Alcohol, and foul language.
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You sat at the bar, just staring into the glass in your hands, thinking about a way to get out of this situation.

The man beside you just continued to babble about something while trying his best to flirt.

(F/n), your friend, had set you up on a date with this guy that they knew. Apparently he's 'the biggest definition of a dilf'.

More like the smallest.

"So, we decided to go to the warp core and see what the hell was making everything blow up," He spoke.

You just nodded, not really listening to the guy's retelling of a dream he had a few nights ago.

You looked over at the guy's glass of water, not really paying mind to the fact that he's not drinking anything.

He probably doesn't drink. You thought, letting out a small sigh, as you then looked at his outfit.

A red flannel, and raven black jeans. He even had a few small pins on the flannel.

A dog pin, a Five Night's at Freddy's pin, and a planet pin.

You raised your eyes.

Pins actually can tell a lot about a person. You thought to yourself, completely forgetting that you were in the middle of a conversation with the guy.

He's obviously a dog person, he's probably a gamer (or possibly a furry), and he must be a lover of astronomy.

"(Y/n)?" His voice quickly snapped you out of your thoughts. You just shook your head for a second and looked at him.

He just chuckled. "My eyes are up here,"

You furrowed your eyebrows for a moment, until you realized that while you were examining his pins, you were just staring at his chest.

You then shook your head, face getting a little red from the realization. "Sorry.." You rubbed your face a bit in embarrassment.

They guy then looked like he had completely forgotten what he was talking about, because he started to just look around silently.

The two of you just sat there in silence for about two full minutes, before you finally broke the silence with a short sigh.

"Look.. Mack.."

"Mark-,"

"M-mark.." You stuttered, feeling more embarrassed that you couldn't even remember this dude's name.

You then slowly, but gently placed your hand on his. "My week's been a lot, and I just want to go to home with someone tonight.."

Mark looked you in the eyes, almost a look of pure innocence, and a bit of confusion.

"And maybe when we get home, we can get to know each other a bit more.." You smiled, your grip on his hand soon turned into you gently rubbing his knuckles.

Mark's face immediately turned a bright red, and his eyes widened. "R-really..?"

You just chuckled.

"Yeah, I got a console back at home, I have a few multiplayer games too, if you wanna play,"

Almost a disappointed, yet relieved sigh escaped from this man as soon as those eight-teen words exited your mouth.

You just chuckled, knowing you had accidentally tricked him into thinking weird ass thoughts.

Mark then let out a chuckle as well. "I think I'd like that,"

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