⚠️swearing, sex jokes⚠️
Asano: your room is a mess
Y/n: you should see my life
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Y/N: why do you have scratches on your back?
Karma having too big of a ego to admit he got scratched by the cat you said not to pet: I'm having a affair!
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Asano bursting through the door: it's fucking colder than a witches tit out there
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Asano: he's mine
Karma: no he's mine
(Y/N) in the cornor: I am very uncomfortable with the energy that we have created in the studio today
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(Y/N) drinking Karma's strawberry milk at three am: ('·ω·')
Karma coming out of nowhere: what's going on huh?
(Y/N): AHHHHH (ó﹏ò。)
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therapist (Be honest with yourselves you need one): now what do you say when you get anxiety
(Y/N): my anxiety may be ironic but this ass is iconic
Therapist: no-
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(Y/N): I love you
Asano: I can see that
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Asano: my father beat up a bunch of foreigners right in front of me, brainwashed all my classmates, slapped me a cross the room in front of everyone amongst other things in the past
(Y/N): that's rough buddy
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(Y/N): hey babe
Karma: what?
(Y/N): can we get a puppy?
Karma: fuck yeah we can get a puppy
(Y/N): can we get a Labrador puppy?
(If you hate Labradors then wtf is wrong with you?)
Karma: fuck yeah we can get a Labrador puppy
(Y/N): I fucking love you
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Asano: fuck I've been washing dishes in my sleep again
We're fucking late for school
Karma go grab (Y/N)
NO NOT LIKE THAT!
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Asano: we're leaving in -6 minutes!
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Asano: I despise physical contact, the last time I touch someone was in a hand to hand battle
Ren: your hugging (Y/N) right now
(Y/N): ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
Asano: ...... This means nothing
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Karma: I'll be there for you 24/6
Nagisa: don't you mean 24/7?
Karma: no, Saturday is cuddle (Y/N) day
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Karma: vibe check!
Asano: wha-
Karma then punches Asano while (Y/N) stares in the distance wondering how he's gonna explain this to the principal and wonders how Karma made it this far in life
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(Y/N): giving Asano headpats
Asano: what are you doing?
(Y/N): it's called affections
Asano: gross- I didn't tell you to stop!
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Karma: as if I care for someone
Nagisa: (Y/N) just fell, I think he's hurt!
Karma: where?!? Are you okay? I'll take you to the hospital don't worry!!
Karma then proceed to bridal style (Y/N) to the hospital even though he only had a scratch on his knee from falling on the grass
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Asano and (Y/N) be like
Daddy issues x trust issues = somehow a stable relationship with a mix of the devil
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Asano: as if I'd do something as futile as coming up with nicknamed I would ne-
(Y/N): shuu~chan
Asano: o(*////▽////*)o
YOU ARE READING
(Book 2) Karma x male reader x asano
Short StoryI was forced out of my old account so I'm doing this all over again I hope you enjoy This is for male readers (sorry girls but the boys need love too) and this is basically book 2 of my old book from my other account Please be respectful if you are...
