(Book 2) Karma x male reader x asano

What being in a poly relationship with Asano and Karma would include

Those two constantly fighting over you

Those two have a lot of money and could probably buy you thinks more expensive than your life

Asano being a cleaning freak

Being best friends with Ren and Nagisa

Asano and Karma being jealous of Ren and Nagisa

Movie marathon (especially super hero movies and sci-fi's)

Those two being pretty much the only reason why you haven't failed maths yet

Asano being the only responsible adult in the relationship

Karma's constant teasing

Having basically two body guards with parent issues

I wouldn't be surprised if I found out Karma has your name as a tattoo

You passing tests even though you did terrible cause the principal is happy you are distracting Gakushuu from bothering him about the E class secret

Koro~sensei constantly spying on your dates

Catching Koro~sensei making fan fiction of you, Karma and Asano

Karma blackmailing Koro~sensei with that last one

Secret relationship

Karma giving you strawberry milk

Asano giving you high class goods cause I wouldn't be surprised if high class was the only food he liked

Asano ditching school council meetings for you

Dates at the arcade and aquarium

The principal patting you on the head for keeping Asano busy for him and he didn't even have to pay you-

I mean what

You being in the middle during cuddles

Asano sneaking in kisses during school

Karma doing the old kabedon on you just to tease you

Asano buying clothes for you

You know that meme where the cat uses its paw to close the laptop cause their owner was doing work for to young

Your the cat when Asano stays up to late doing work

Your being spoiled by both

Asano and Karma being clingy when they're jealous

Asano texting "I miss you" even though you two only just split apart for 10 minutes

Asano trying to keep you away from him dad

If your in e class then you and Karma would set up plans together to kill Koro~sensei

The principal joining in on Koro~sensei spying on you date

The principal dotting parentness going to you cause now he sees you as his own son-in-law

"Mum said it's my turn on the Xbox" turns into "its my turn with (Y/N)"

Asano having domb cooking skills

(If your in e class) Irina wanting to be your 'class teacher mum' so she can get on the principals good side and yet a raise

Asano holding you like Simba If you ever get 100% on your test

🎶it's the circle of life 🎶

Sorry