Ayo I'm starting this up again cuz a hate myself and I'm an indecisive little bitch and also a Miu kinnie feel free to ignore
Kokichi is online
Kokichi changed the names of 12 people
Shuichi's bf: hello~
Kokichi's bf is online
Himbo space man's gf is online
Himbo space man is online
I'm too tired and depressed for this shit is online
Guacamole is online
Toaster vending machine computer is online
Kokichi's bf: I- I don't even- why-
Guacamole: we haven't used this in years-
Guacamole: why bring it up again?
Shuichi's bf: I don't know~~~
I'm too tired and depressed for this shit: I'm going back to fucking sleep and I hope I never wake up.
Shuichi's bf: I hope you choke on those nasty cigarette candies you like
I'm too tired and depressed for this shit: yeah me too bud.
I'm too tired and depressed for this shit is offline
Guacamole: I'm seriously starting to worry about Ryoma.
Shuichi's bf: why
Guacamole: I- have you heard the way he talks about himself? Did you not see anything he just said? Why would I NOT be worried? I'd be worried if you acted like that.
Shuichi's bf: WAHHHH YOUR SO MEAN
I HOPE YOU GET HIT ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD WITH A METAL BALL!!!!
Guacamole: that was uncalled for.
Shuichi's bf: I'm sorry...it really was. I shouldn't have said that. Will you ever forgive me?
Guacamole: wha-
Shuichi's bf: THAT WAS JUST A LIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
guacamole: I should have known
Kokichi's bf: kokichi...do you mind explaining my name?
Shuichi's bf: Remember when tsumugi made a whole plan to get us together?
Kokichi's bf is offline
Shuichi's bf: awwwww :( Come back Saihara Chan!!!
Shuichi's bf: ThAtS iT. iM bReAkInG iNtO hIs DoRm.
Toaster vending machine computer: ok first of all: please don't. You'll traumatize him. And second: MY NAME IS SO ROBOPHOBIC KOKICHI. OF CORSE YOU WOULD MAKE THIS MY NAME.
Shuichi's bf: dont care how mad you are. I'm off to go see Saihara-Chan~~~
Shuichi's bf is offline
Toaster vending machine computer: kokichi no
Himbo space man's gf: it's too late. I can hear Shuichi screaming.
Himbo space man: rip Shuichi
Himbo space man's gf: also I'm not kaito's girlfriend.
Guacamole: a r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t
Himbo space man's gf: do you wanna die?
Guacamole: wow I've had two death threats in the span of five minuets. I feel so loved and appreciated.
Himbo space man: IM NOT A HIMBO GEEZ
Guacamole: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T
Himbo space man: YES I AM! IM COMPLETELY SURE. IM N O T A HIMBO!
Himbo space man's gf: I mean.....
Himbo space man: not you too maki roll!
Himbo space man's gf: you kinda are.
Himbo space man's gf: but that's part of why I love you :)
Guacamole: what were you saying about not being kaito's gf?
Himbo space man's gf: that's it. I'm killing rantaro.
Guacamole: just be careful not to frame Kaede.
Himbo space man: I- good night everyone.......this group chat was abandoned for a reason..........
Himbo space man is offline
Guacamole: wait wait wait wait wait maki wait. I can hear you banging on my door
Himbo space man's gf: I wasn't MCFUCKING joking BITCH. SQUARE UP
Guacamole: maki pls be merciful
Himbo space man's gf: I HAVE A SHOT PUT BALL WILL YOUR NAME ON IT BITCH.
ﾘOu 乃乇ｲｲ乇尺 ｱ尺ﾑﾘ ｷO尺 ﾑ quﾉcズ d乇ﾑｲん
Guacamole: STAY BACK- 🤺🤺🤺
Himbo space mans's gf: ﾉʍʍﾑ 乃乇 ｱ乇乇ﾚﾉ刀g ﾑ刀 ﾑ√OcﾑdO ｲO刀ﾉgんg
Guacamole: i had a good run...tell korekiyo i love him.
Guacamole is offline
Himbo space man's gf is offline
Yeah.
YOU ARE READING
Nrdv3 chatfic
FanfictionPartly because I want to put cursed usernames and partly because these are easier than oneshots
