Loki created a chatroom Dinner tonight. Loki invited Sigyn.
Loki: Darling, you remember about tonight right?
Sigyn: Well, how could I forget? You litteraly decorated my entire room with to-do reminders of the dinner date and the tea came with a very silly message about the same thing.
Loki: You know, my methods are quite direct.
Sigyn: Too much direct. (and annoying)
Loki: Don't deny. You must enjoy how I persuade you into things. Specifically.
Sigyn: Don't stress on your thoughts darling. I'm no one new to your persuations on things.
Loki: But you do enjoy it. Don't you?
Sigyn: I won't deny.
Narfi has joined the chat.
Narfi: Mom. Can you please send my science homework to school? I forgot to bring it.
Narfi: Oh. Oh.......... I'm sorry. I just..... It's fine.
Sigyn: Wait? You forgot to take your homework? THE HOMEWORK!? Which I reminded you multiple times to put in your bag?
Narfi: ........mommy.....
Sigyn: Do not mommy me!
Narfi: I'm sorry.
Loki: Darling, it's fine. I'm teleporting your homework to your desk.
Sigyn: You won't. This boy needs to understand his leasons.
Loki: Only for today.
Vali joined the chat.
Vali: Mom!! Narfi forgot his homework and the teacher punished him in the morning!
Narfi: ... ......
Narfi: Vali you evil, evil man. I will not spare you.
Vali: I didn't know you were here. I, umm........
Sigyn: I will deal with Narfi here. But Vali, isn't it time for your algebra class? Why are you on your phone?
Vali left the chat.
Sigyn: Vali Lokison, get your ass back here.
Narfi: Um... Mom, this chat doesn't act in that way.
Loki: Narfi, I don't think it's a good time for you to talk.
Narfi: K, bye.
Narfi left the chat.
Sigyn: Oh Loki, what am I going to with your sons?
Loki: Last time I checked, they were yours' as well.
Sigyn: No no. These are yours'.
Slepenir has joined the chat.
Loki: Ah! This is my child.
Slepenir: Hey mom.
Loki: Hello little dove. How's school?
Slepenir: It's lunch time now. Hey here's a rush about something.
Sigyn: What rush?
Slepenir: Two boys are fighting in the lawn. I need to see. Coming back to tell you guys about it.
Slepnir has left the chat.
Loki: I have sent Narfi's homework. Anything else to do before we leave for the date?
Sigyn: Did you clean the dishes from breakfast?
Loki: Was I supposed to?
Sigyn: I think so.
Loki: Ah. But. We. We can do it later as well. When we will come back.
Sigyn: Soooooo, you wanna clean dishes when we come back? I had some other plans, for you, for me.
Loki: On second thoughts........
Hel has joined the chat.
Hel: You guys won't believe what happened.
Hel: Norns! Dad, Sigyn! Don't talk like this in a chatroom where we can see what you are talking about.
Sigyn: Well, young lady this was supposed to be a private chat if any of you haven't decided to pop in.
Hel: Anyway. You guys
Loki: Won't believe what happened?
Hel: Exactly!
Sigyn: What happened?
Slepnir has joined the chat.
Slepnir: Mom! Sigyn! Vali and Narfi are fighting in the lawn!
Hel: Oh damn Slepnir! You just stole my moment.
Slepnir: For that, you had to be fast enough and a little less drama queen.
Hel: Five bucks Vali will win.
Slepnir: I doubt it. Ten bucks Narfi will kick Vali's ass.
Sigyn:
Loki:
Slepnir:
Hel:
Sigyn:
Hel: I have history class. I should take off.
Hel has left the chat.
Slepnir: Me too. Bye.
Slepnir has left the chat.
Loki has invited Vali and Narfi to the chat.
Loki: I can't save you anymore.
Vali: Narfi started it!!!
Narfi: Vali told you guys that the teacher punished me!!!!
Vali: Which she did!
Narfi: But you weren't supposed to tell that to mom when she's already angry.
Narfi has been disconnected.
Vali: Dad! Mommy's here. Please save us!
Vali has been disconnected.
Loki: I told you guys that I can't save you this time.
Loki: Sigyn, if you're still up for the date, I'll be waiting for you at the location.
Loki has left the chat.
Sigyn:
Sigyn has left the chat.
Hel has joined the chat.
Hel: I'm so scared of Sigyn now.
Hel has left the chat.

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Asgardian Chats
FanfictionLoki lives with his wife Sigyn and six kids, Vali, Narfi, Jormundgar, Fenrir, Hel and Slepnir in his Midguardian home. His ex-wife Angrbođa sometimes pops in. Small chats about their daily lives. Also, certain appearances by the MCU charecters.