Asgardian Chats

CHRISTMAS!

Santa Claus created a chatroom. Santa Claus added Hel, Slepnir, Jormundgar, Fenrir, Vali and Narfi.

Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas you all children.

Vali & Narfi: Merry Christmas!! ♥

Jormundgar: What is Christmas? :/

Fenrir: What is merry? :-!

Hel: What is merry about this Christmas? :(

Slepnir: Okay you drama queen lot, stop with all your nonsense. Christmas is a Midguardian festival they celebrate by end of their year, marked by the birth of someone important.

Fenrir: How did you even know all that? You've never been there.

Narfi: Uncle Thor said. You know how excited he is with all the midguardian things.

Santa Claus: Did anyone say Uncle Thor? Ho ho! Uncle Thor, the mighty god of thunder. Great guy.

Vali: Mr. Claus, you know Uncle Thor?

Santa Claus: Yes I do!! He is my friend. Ho ho ho!

Jormundgar: Did you meet Uncle Thor in midguard?

Santa Claus: Um... Yes! When he visited the Artic Circle.

Vali & Narfi: Wow! He visited the Artic Circle.

Hel: Cut the crap. Give us the gifts.

Santa Claus: Ho ho! Hel, you impatient girl. Looks like you have been a little naughty this year.

Hel: You've been keeping track??

Vali: He, he can't be.... Umm.... Narfi.

Narfi: Vali, looks like we won't get a gift this year.

Santa Claus: No no kids. I was just jocking. I have gifts for everyone.

Loki joined the chat.

Loki changed Santa Claus to Thor.

Loki: How typical of you brother. I am ashamed to be the god of lies here.

Thor: Brother? Ho ho ho no no! I'm not your brother, son. But looks like you've been on the naughty list. You won't receive a gift.

Loki: I don't even want

Loki has been disconnected.

Thor changed his name to Santa Claus.

Slepnir: Do you really cut off the names of the kids who were naughy and never gave them gifts good sir?

Santa Claus: Yes. That's why you have to be a good child.

Narfi: Mr. Claus. Is that why our father never received a gift?

Vali: He told us.

Santa Claus: What, what did bro--Loki tell you?

Vali: That grandpa Odin dressed as Santa and gave Uncle Thor, Uncle Frandal, Uncle Hogun, Uncle Volstagg and Aunt Sif gifts. But not to father.

Narfi: Even grandma Freya gave mother and aunties gifts.

Santa Claus: Loki, did he not tell you about the gifts his brother gave him?

Vali: Noooooooo...........

Santa Claus: He has always been this rude little unthankful boy, ain't he?

Hel: Mr. Claus, please don't say like that about daddy.

Sigyn joined the chat.

Sigyn: Thor, can you please take the mjhonir off Loki's hair? He can't move.

Santa Claus: FOR THE LOVE OF ODIN, I'M NOT THOR!!!!!

Hel: Calm down Mr. Claus, we kind of know you're uncle Thor.

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Thor, you olf of a brother, I'll not forgive for what you did today.

Santa Claus: Tell me brother, why aren't you doing this? Your children deserves all the happiness in the nine realms. You should have done this.

Loki: I don't believe in the concept of dressing up as a funny old man with white hair and fat belly, only to lie to little children about the existence of a fictional man who rides sledges on snowy mountains and gives good children gifts and cuts the names off the naughty ones from the list. That, my brother, is a lame excuse to keep harmony and rules in the house.

Sigyn: Um.... Thor, I don't think Loki is wrong this time. He has a point. Why tell your children lies that such a man exist. And why tell them not to be naughty so that this man will give them gifts? Being naughty is in every child's nature, if we don't let them do what they want to do, they won't grow up.

Sigyn: Rather, we, as parents, can give them as many gifts as we want on Christmas by being ourselves. Not as someone else.

Santa Claus: But Sigyn......

(Sigyn personally texting Santa Claus.

Sigyn: Thor! You idiot!

Santa Claus: What did I do this time?

Sigyn: See, I'm sorry for all the lecture talk I just gave you. You know, it became a habbit after the twins were born. I totally appreciate you for dressing up as Santa and giving my children gifts. It's a great thing you're doing.

Santa Claus: So why all the talk??

Sigyn: You know right that this is a trigger warning for Loki? His childhood with Odin being an absent father and never caring for him. He has seen Odin giving you all the love and gifts on Christmas as Santa but not him. Yes you gave Loki your gifts, but all he ever wanted was that Odin gives him the same love he gave you. He never got a father, now he's trying to be the best father himself. And he's doing his best everyday. So bringing a Santa Claus figure will make him emotional and back to the same place he had started. I don't want that.

Santa Claus: I'm sorry Sigyn. I've always been a bad brother to him. I have hurt him again.

Sigyn: No you didn't. Loki loves you so much that you can't imagine. Now do this acting with me.)

Santa Claus: I think you're right Sigyn.

Sigyn: Can we please have our favourite uncle back?

Santa Claus changed his name to Thor.

Loki: Finally!

Sigyn: Kids. Now stop playing with the snow and get inside, we have lots of gifts for you. Uncle Thor has got three huge bags of gifts here.

All the kids: Yes mommy (Sigyn).

Thor: Merry Christmas brother.

Loki: Merry Christmas Thor.

Sigyn: Merry Christmas! ♥

Kids: Merry Christmas Uncle Thor!