My Naive Wife

Chapter - 23 Why Just My Life ??

Rakshit's POV

I again looked at the basket of lovely wild animals to find them still glaring at me. Was I something or what in the last birth that they are revenging back now ? The  2nd cat was glaring at me if I was her extreme enemy. And the ones at the poles, they were not looking at me, but looking at me.

" You are Crazy !"

" No and I know that, now get lost ! "

And that owl, ..... I gulped , no words! Godddd! Why did you find only my life to make entry of these animals . And birds too? Rakshit, if you love your life, just get lost from here and let your wife handle her pets, wild pets. Slowly slowly, not distracting them, I started moving backwards. Slowly, slowly, and.... suddenly I bumped with something and fell on the couch beside me. 

Am I not falling much today? Earlier from the bed, and now on....

I scanned my situation and realised that I should have looked behind, at least once before moving backwards, so I would have not landed in this situation. What am I expected to do now, I have no experience when such things happen! 

" You are talking as if, everyone takes training classes for these."

" Though they don't take classes , but at least they have that maturity and sense , and know how to react in such conditions."

" She is sandwiched between you and the couch."

" Then eat her!" It continued.

" What!"

" Yes, as she is sandwiched , and we eat sandwiches, just eat her!"

" O yes, and then her animals will fill their stomachs by having me?!"

" Are you really stupid? Or am I dreaming? Or...."

" Enough! Whatever,  What should I do???!"

" Caress her hairs!"

" What the hell? Today she just threw me down the bed, if I did that, either she'll lock me up with her wildest of animals !"

" Then push her !" 

" Yes, and she'll push me down the balcony at this instant! Seriously?"

" I am going! Tataaa! Byee Byee! Decide for yourself! "

If I push her, percentage of Drishti pushing Rakshit down the balcony is equal to hundred percent, and if I caress her hairs, percentage of Drishti locking Rakshit up with her wildest pets is equal to hundred million percentage.

" Why do you even want to do either of this?" 

" Then?"

" Just stand up, lift her up, and Keep her on the bed. As simple as that!" It said shrugging.

" Really?"

" No, in your dreams!"

" But..."

" Just stand up, give your hand to her to make her stand you stupid!"

" Hmm, this sounds fine, I'll do this. "

" This is the only thing you should do crazy man!" My mirror image replied hitting it's head on the wall.

"What was so wrong in getting confused? You tell me!"

" A.. huh? Wh...what?"  Drishti invaded in my thoughts , asking me to come out from my so-called wonderland.

Did I say that aloud???

" No.. Nothing!" Rakshit, this girl is driving you insane.

I stood up, straightened my dress and gave her my hand to stand as instructed by my inner voice.

And rather than taking  my hand, she stood up by herself.

Insult! 

High - level insult! 

What a royal insult! 

My mirror image sat on the opposite couch clutching it's stomach. I ignored it and looked towards my wife, who was busy staring the floor. I looked down, and it had that marble designs. What's so fascinating? She slowly started lifting her head, with her eyes closed, she stopped lifting her head at a level, and looked at me while opening her one eye. Please someone tell her how hard time I am having controlling my hands to not pull her cheeks out.

" Why are you so cute?" Rakshit , you are going insane, control! Don't cross your limits.

She snapped her head towards me , while to ignore my slip of tongue, I glared at her and she looked at me horribly. 

Let's have some fun! 

I continued glaring at her and started moving in her direction, while she widened her eyes and started moving backwards. Cool, the plan is working. I maintained my glare somehow controlling my laughter.

I just threw a glance at her eyes and already her cheeks were highlighted with tears.  

Did I commit a grand royal mistake by just slightly glaring at her?

" Slightly?"

Umm, ok , that was cold-expression glare, but what is the reason hidden behind her continuous tears??? She had tears in her eyes when I was in the balcony and all... Whatever, I continued moving in her direction until a time came, when she hit the wall opposite to me. I am having hard time controlling my laughter. If I burst out laughing now, then I don't know what will happen, and if she comes to know later that I was just playing with her, then also I don't know what will happen. My mirror image shook it's head and sat on the bed.

I rested my hands on either side of hers such that she was again sandwiched between me and the wall. 

" Eat..."

" Get lost !"

"Tu sais me rends fous!" Hitting at her weak points. Yes, I am!

{A/N : Translation- You know what, you are driving me crazy! }

" Advantage ha?"

" Not exactly advantage, revenge if she's that Drishti, and fun if she's not!"

I know , it's wrong but I can't help it. She is driving the hell out of me. And I am out of my mind.

" When are you inside your mind?"

" Always, now get lost !"

" Huh? Wh..what?"

" Vous savez, vous êtes un casse-tête mystère thriller suspense, et je veux résoudre ce puzzle, je veux connaître tous les secrets de vous. Quelle est la raison de tout cela? Pourquoi tu ne connais pas le français? Et toutes les autres choses, comme pourquoi avez-vous des animaux de compagnie si uniques et tout? "

{ A/N : Translation - You know, you are a suspense thriller mystery puzzle, and I want to solve this puzzle, I want to know all the secrets from you. What is the reason for all these? Why don't you know french? And all the other things, why do you have so unique pets and all? }

She just looked like a lost puppy, I chuckled at her and signed her to go in the balcony and as I started heading towards the bed, something caught my leg, which only made me gulp down. 

God, Why just my life? To have them in?

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Don't kill me now ! I am on a mission !

Till then,
Stay happy,
Stay genuine wali smiling, no matter what !

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