Axetale

Mistakes

I woke up with the snail clung to my right cheek, a gooey, weird surface clinging to my skull. I took him off carefully, slipping him back into my pockets with a couple more freshly picked mini-shrooms. I stood up and glanced around and hearing something crack in the distance back down at the path, I hid behind the giant mushroom as Undyne walked by yards away dragging a cut down huge mushroom with a few Horde corpses resting on the top of it. Obviously her dinner was planned out, but I wish I could eat something cooked instead of the canned and bread stuff I had been eating. Meat and vegetables sounded amazing right now. After she passed by I waited for a few minutes and began following her from a large distance, I could only see her dirty armor reflecting from the mushroom lights and crystal water. Other than that she just looked like a figure dragging a big black object. I needed something fresher than the stale bread and canned garbage I had salvaged from the Snow'd Inn Shop. So I followed this new enemy carefully, being led by my stomach.

She turned a corner after a long time of following her, I peeked around the corner as she pushed through some vines and entered her overgrown house. I snuck up quietly to a dirty window and peeked through, she tugged at something and a dim mushroom light lit up in the middle of her kitchen, she slammed the mushroom and Temmies on the table and began cutting them and putting the mushroom into a boiling pot on the stove while she cooked the meat on a pan, I could smell it and hear the sizzling from outside. I wanted to go in right then and there, but I couldn't, she'd kill me. So I watched, waited, and suffered in silence. She finished and began to take a bite out of the meat on her plate but put it back down, she stood up and went into the back room. She didn't come back for five minutes, I opened the door the quietest it would and snuck in. I went over to the pot and drank everything left in it. I then grabbed the rest of the meat and tore it to shreds, feeding my monster and it actually quenched some of my hunger. I needed real food, but I couldn't cook and obviously Papyrus would never find something this good. I sat there for a minute, it felt good to have the monster quiet down a little. I got up as a noise like a running sink came from her bathroom. I ran, tripping over a chair and knocking a bunch of stuff off her table and colliding with her already damaged piano. I stumbled to the door, dizzy and fell out down her stairs made of mushroom stems. I heard a door slam in her house and angry stomping getting closer to the door, I sat up and crawled under her mushroom steps as her weight made them press down against my shoulder. She stood there, hand on hip and her deadly spear in her other hand.

"WHO'S OUT THERE?!" She yelled, obviously very angry about her ruined dinner.

She looked around back at her house and shook her head violently. She went inside, turned the light off and slammed the door as she came back out to go hunt a second time. After I was sure she was gone I chuckled to myself, man was she angry at an unknown source! I got up and out of her stairs and left hastily before she came back in a blind rage. I laughed to myself as I realized I had really just pulled that off! I was so excited, I felt invincible!