disclaimer: when should i make them confess? in the wave arc or the chunin exams akfndjjfjf cause i don't fkn know. also yes i'm bashing sakura a lot for the first parts of this tory.
begin.
naruto finally arrived at the leaf villages gates, his eyes prancing around his teammates before eventually noticing that kakashi is yet to arrive, which to him isn't surprising anymore, however he can see that sakura is fuming.
not getting involved in that mess he thinks to himself, walking over to the corner of the gate and sitting down quietly, waiting for kakashi to arrive.
after an hour of waiting the silver haired jonin finally arrived, sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck while sakura screams at him for being late, again.
the red tipped male hoists himself up and starts walking after his team mates, an uneasy feeling settling in as he glances at tazuna who was walking quietly in the middle of them.
"tazuna-san, why didn't you just get your own ninjas to help you?" sakura asks politely, as naruto sweatdrops and mentally facepalms top kunoichi my ass he grumbles.
'ppfffttt what did you expect' kurama intervenes sarcastically, making the boy roll his eyes and scoff.
"they don't have ninja in the wave, it's not a shinobi country" naruto stoically informs, his eyes lingering to itachis walking form for a second before retreating back to sakura, who was scowling.
"how the he-" she begins to shout but is cut off by kakashi who very clearly has had enough of the bubblegum haired girls bullshit.
"he's correct sakura" he deadpans, not taking his eyes off of the icha icha book he was holding in his right hand.
after around an hour of walking naruto quirks an eyebrow when he sees a puddle suspiciously laying in the middle of the road it hasn't rained in weeks, who's this fucking stupid.
he glanced around his team and noticed that kakashi and itachi have realised that is was a freak by the way they're looking at the puddle, but say nothing about it, seemingly testing the squad.
suddenly, chains unwrap from the cuddle, effectively grabbing onto the two senseis, and 'killing' them.
"SENSEIS!!" our favourite banshee screeches, before freezing in place as two figures appear from the water, naruto deadpans.
what the fuck are they this fucking stupid dumb bitch can't even move a god damn muscle and she wants to be a ninja? whom the fuck gave her that idea and told her she could do it he rants in his head, causing kurama, who is surprisingly awake, to cackle.
'GAHDBDJFJTNG LET THEM KILL HER AHSJDNDJ' he wheezes, not being able to hold it in watching as the two mysterious figures smirk at each other.
"two down, four to go" the left rushing to sasuke, who unlike dumb bitch, was actually responsive and began fighting back, succeeding after kicking him into a tree.
naruto smirks all that extra training paid of he thinks to himself before he shunshined behind the remaining one, kicking him in the back into the tree next to the others.
he turns to sakura, his face showing absolutely no emotions "you fucking suck" he says easily, turning to sasuke and patting his head "good job" naruto manages a small smile when saying that.
the ravenette sweat drops at the mood swing, while also preparing himself for sakuras coming screech.
"WHAT THE FUCK NARUTO BAKA!!! SASUKE DID ALL THE WORK!! SENSEIS ARE DEAD NOW!!" she screams, stomping her foot on the ground next to tazuna, who was staring wide eyed.
"hn, we're not dead" itachis voice comes into play, sakura whipping her head around to see the two senseis, alive and well.
sakura stared dumbfounded while the two boys shared a knowing look, depressing auras around him and sasuke, caused by the girls lack of knowledge.
kakashi snorts quietly at the duo before turning to sakura, giving her one of his famous closed eye smiles "we substituted ourselves" he informs before walking over to tazuna, who was sweating profusely.
"uhh....i...i- um..." he try's to say something but fails miserably.
eventually the old man explained about how someone named 'gato' took over the land of waves and how that now made the country poor, he was building a bridge so that they could keep trade but gato is trying to stop that. along the way he also tried to guilt trip them which was slightly humours.
after around another hour or so of travelling they reach a lake with a boat, tazuna turns to the squad and scratches his name nervously "there's not enough space for one person"
naruto waves his hands dismissively "it's okay i can walk" he says, kakashi quirking an eyebrow at him how would he know that...oh right uchiha prince shit and all.
"NARUTO BAKA YOU CANT WALK" the girl screams, crossing her arms grumpily, earning a grumble from the person driving the boat.
the black haired male rolls his eyes and steps on the water, not falling in while doing so.
he turns to sakura "how many brain cells do you have in that sky little brain of yours you fucking screaming bitch" he snaps sharply, making her shiver but not stand down.
"I- WELL HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT" she shouts while getting into the boat.
"because i have something that you lack, common sense" he states as though it were an obvious fact, which to most people it was.
itachi smirks as he listens to his naruto absolutely burn the living shit out of the annoying banshee.
'my? hmmm doesn't sound too bad'
end.
sorry it's short.
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