"Wait, So your name is Jeong-in."
"Yup, though I think we'd both prefer Luko a bit more."
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Three friends (Nina, Tori, and Alice) are spending the summer riding their horses when they find out a secret, whic...
Zenzi: nope! N-no-nope! Nada, nae! Not even close-
Chan: it was.
Zenzi: CHRISTOPHER, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!! T^T
Chan: we are, but the internet is the internet.
Zenzi: REEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Changbin: 🤦🏻♂️
Tao: and now I wonder how I got into this cast.
Rosè: I mean~ your character kinda got flung and Changbin caught you there. I have no clue on how you got into the cast either, but hey I love you to much to question it.
. . . . . . .
Hyunjin: . . . . . . . . Get a room.
Anyways, I kept on thinking of who Zenzi could kinda be. I was thinking of human, then a magical rebel princess, then a guard-in-training, before settling on a monkey elf who is a mixed race.
Which is what I kinda wanted for a long ass time.
Felix: wait, then what is she?
Zenzi: Filipino, native American, Pakistani which explains my accent, and also a little chinese but only by someone putting a spell on my f-
Stray Kids + Tao: NO SPOILERS!!!!
Zenzi: OK FINE!!!
Ally: we are bad at the freaking content.
Kevin: heck yeah we are.
Felix: question, who's rider is Zenzi?!
*the boys look at Felix*
Felix: what? I'm just asking.
It's Jisung. HE'S WAY TO WILD TO LET ANYONE RIDE HIM, SO LET THE WILDEST GIRL RIDE HIM, SURELY!!!
Jisung: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jennie: I mean, yeah this is some alpha logic we have here!!
Zenzi: wait, what about the scene where Chan was touching her chest?
Chan: pakari don't really have hearts, physically.
All: . . . . . . . WHAT?!
Tao: it's genetic, only pakari like Rosè have hearts. Wild ones don't, they literally have a giant have hole but the actions of a heart is still there- blame the curse of the first pakarus.
All: 😳💢
*ultimate chaos begins*
Welp, this got weird. Either way, welcome Zenzi to the human rout! Sorry for the mess, and back to your standard regular program.
