His Fiore

29

Mamas P.O.V

Abruptly, I stood up from my very awkward position on the floor. What in the fiddlesticks is going on? I questioned holding my pounding head as I stared at the black and white screens. Someone's disabled all the cameras in the castle.

Whatta rude ass mother fuk-

"Heyyyy mommmssssssyyyyy" that annoying voice screeched from behind me. I turned around with the harshest glare I could muster, eyeing the stupid blonde man who smiled at me with marshmallows sticking out of his teeth. I flared my nostrils at him, slowly watching his smile fall into a frown.

"Why you look so bit-"

I slapped his head before he could finish.

"You how could you let this HAPPEN, DANTE" I screamed, pointing towards the cameras that show cased my down right disappointment.

I watched as his eyes widened and mouth opened, letting his marshmallow left overs fall out. Nasty man.

"Wha- bu- wha-"

"Wha wha wha wha ARE YOU BLIND YOU STUPID IDIOTIC INCOMPETENT MAN, SOMEONE IS IN THE CASTLE AND IT IS NOT MY GAWDAYM CHILDREN BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO DISABLE THE CAMERAS" i screeched flaring my arms all about to emphasise my points.

I swear I'm the one who always had to do the work. Dialling the pilots number, I waited for him to pick up; surely the person flew by the food plane to get onto the island.

My patience was running thin as I got put through to voicemail. I swear down, if my Rose gets hurt because of this I will chop off adriens testicles.

RUINED MY DAY!

Rose's P.O.V

"I hate to rain on your parade sweetheart but what exactly is the plan?" I asked my dear husband as it literally rained on his parade. I clutched the coat tighter to me and moved closer to him to get some warmth.

"Great" he muttered flicking the raindrops off his forehead before pulling me into a side hug. Well this is unexpected.

"We're gonna trap them, I just need to think about what I can do that with but stay close to me, we'll go inside in a little bit don't worry" he said, twirling me so now he was properly hugging me with one of his arms above my head to keep me from getting wet.

Eh I'm not complaining atleast I'm not cold.

After a few minutes of silence and me nearly falling asleep on this rock ass chest, I remembered about the uhm interesting equipment I had found on my little search for Enrique.

"Would rope, a net, traps and a completely dark basement which is lit by a single bulb be efficient enough?" I said, looking up with a big cheesy grin on my face.

"That was oddly specific but yes that would be quite useful" he said furrowing his brows at my widened smirk.

"What the heck have you been doing to have those here?" He questioned, narrowing his eerily serene eyes.

"Finding your mountain ass who seems to want to stink out the bathroom and follow me trying to find you" I muttered whilst rolling my eyes.

"Follow me master!" I continued with my best dobby impression, holding Enrique's hand and attempting to drag him behind me.

"I said"

"Follow"

Ggrrrr

"Me"

Aaaahhhh

"Master!"

*plonk*

I dropped to the floor as the big mountainous oaf hadn't moved an inch from my hard pulling. Yay now my fluffy coat is wet.

"Aight I guess you can walk beside me then or whatever" I mumbled in annoyance as he grinned and walked next to me.

"Weirdo" I heard him mutter under his breath as he continued speaking instead of letting me scold him.

"We have to be quiet when we go inside okay fiore? Not a single noise" he said as I rolled my eyes and nodded my head.

"Yes yes, I'm aware, I'm just so friggin tired, I need to sleep" I muttered holding back a yawn as we entered the castles front doors.

Hmm once we get out of here, I might just come back for little getaways from the outside world. I've grown a sort of liking for this castle, no matter how stressful.

Not to mention, this place seems to have a sort of "loving husband" influence on Enrique. Psshhttt I don't really care for it or whatever but I do ( just a tiny bit) hope that it stays once we get out too. I'm kind of sick of seeing random girls leave what was supposed to be our bedroom.

But whatever miss gorl I am completely fine as my own independent boss self. You see this ass? Ooooo tsssss.

Hawt.

Oh please don't tell me Enrique saw me touch my ass and make a sizzle sound, I prayed as he looked at me and back to the corridor.

Awkwardddddd.

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I quietly layed out all the materials I had found. There were rat traps, loads of nets, bigger traps, rope, tape, string and some marbles.

I'm so playing with those later.

"We need to get on the level above us and set up the nets there but we need a way to call them here" Enrique muttered picking up the nets and traps.

"Hey be careful, those hurt" I pointed at the traps he was holding, I may have accidentally caught my foot in one earlier but ssshhhh.

"Noted" he said before putting them back down.

I looked up at him as he observed the nets quite harshly. Damn what did those poor things ever do to him.

"Actually, we need to go to the skeletons" he muttered as i stared at him with a confused look.

The skeletons?

"Yes the skeletons amor" he said, answering my questions without me even asking.

"The levels are open, so we can place the net on the floor of the skeletons so once he steps into it, the net will close and pull him up the to second floor, where we will be" he said, picking up the materials before moving forward.

Well that works I guess; picking up the rest of the traps i followed Enrique to the scariest place here. The friggin skeletons.

A shiver ran through me as I stared down at the massive pile of literal death.

"Eyes over here darling" Enrique said pointing to himself as I rolled my eyes. We both walked down the steps before reaching the bottom.

Enrique took one side of the net as I took the other, we placed it on the floor before covering the most obvious bits with anything we could find around the room. I giggled as I hung a skull from the string that we had. This was fun.

My dear husband attached the rope and strings to the nets so it would pull the intruder up as I covered the net with the little items here and there. I stepped back and stared at it quite proudly. It wasn't noticeable. Let's just hope it actually works.

"We need to make them come here" Enrique said with his hands on his hips, staring at his masterpiece.

"We don't even know where they are" I said, playing with skull on a string. Hmmm I should make this string longer.

"Let's go find them then"

A/N holy poop BEFORE EVERYONE KILLS ME FOR DISAPPEARING FOR LIKE FIVE MONTHS uhm my bad?

I seriously have not been motivated to write like at all 😭 I'm very sorry but I hope you guys liked the chapter?

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