Random, Idiotic, Newsies Stuff

"Ahh! It's on fire!"

Davey runs up to a lodging house. It's on fire. All the Newsies are standing around looking at the fire.

"Why, dear God, is the building on fire?" Davey asks, looking around at the Newsies fearfully.

"A dragon sneezed." Jack says, nodding.

"I dropped my latest mix tape." Albert says.

"Tried to light my cigar with a flame thrower." Race says.

"Crutchie? Please tell me what happened." Davey says, turning to Crutchie.

"...um..." Crutchie says, quietly.

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"I wonder if I could set this fire extinguisher on fire." Race says, looking down at the fire extinguisher in his hand.

"Uh, why would you?" Crutchie asks, hopping into the room.

"Cause I can." Race says.

"It's not going to work." Crutchie says, sitting down on the couch. "And don't try it!"

"But why not?" Race asks.

"I swear if you do-" Crutchie says.

"Ahh! I was right!" Race yells, the fire extinguisher in his hands now on fire. "Ahh! It's on fire!"

"Race!" Crutchie yells.

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"...Uh...I don't remember." Crutchie says.