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Race is confusion

con·fu·sion/kənˈfyo͞oZHən/noun

   1. Racetrack Higgins
   2. Racetrack Higgins
   3. Racetrack Higgins

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"Why does Race look confused all the time?" Davey asks Crutchie.

"Cause he is." Crutchie replies.

-Meanwhile-

Race, in the kitchen. "So, if I set the microwave to 99 it'll cook for 99 seconds, but if I put it in for 100 it'll only do 60 seconds?"