Jack, with his foot stuck in a chair: "You may be wondering, 'Jack, how did you do this to yourself?'"
Jack, slightly baffled and trying to get out: "Well, guys. Jack doesn't fucking know either."
Are we sure we aren't talking about Mike Faist?
Mike with his foot stuck in the chair prop, onstage, during King of New York @ the FOUR Newsies trying to help him get the chair off of his leg: "You may be wondering, 'Mike, how did you do this to yourself?'"
Mike, slightly baffled and still trying to get out: "Well, guys. Mike doesn't fucking know either."
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Random, Idiotic, Newsies Stuff
OverigAnd just random Newsies stuff 'cause I can! I'm warning now, they're all really stupid and I found most of them on Pinterest!
