"Can I have a piece of cake that's in the fridge?" Elmer asks.
"What's the rule?" Jack asks.
Elmer, disappointed. "No cake after dinner."
"No, that's Davey's rule." Jack says. "My rule is that you have to bring me a slice too."
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