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Broken Coffee Pot

Spot looks around the room. "Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, just want to know."

"I did, I broke it." Crutchie says.

"No, no you didn't." Specs says. "Race?"

"Don't look at me!" Race says. "Look at Davey!"

"What? I didn't break it!" Davey says.

"Huh, that's weird." Race says, looking at Davey suspicously. "How'd you know it's broken?"

"It's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!" Davey yells, pointing to the broken coffee pot, sitting in front of them.

"Suspicious." Race says, still looking at Davey.

"No, it's not!"

"If it matters." Elmer starts. "Probably not, but Albert was the last to use it."

"Liar!" Albert yells. "I don't even drink that crap!"

"Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?"

"Ok, let's not fight! I did it! Let me pay for it, Spot." Crutchie interrupts.

"No!" Spot says, looking at Crutchie. "Who broke it?"

"...Spot...Jack's been pretty qui-" Davey starts.

"REALLY?!" Jack yells.

--A few hours later--

Spot walks over to everybody, who are still arguing. "I broke it. I burned my hand and I punched it. I just wanted to see you all accuse each other of it."