I live in Hell

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"Pulitzer, you're a condescending jerk." Spot says. "Why on earth would I want to do something for you?"

"To go to Heaven?" Pulitzer asks.

"I don't believe in Heaven." Spot replies, bored.

"To avoid Hell?" Pulitzer asks.

"Have you met Race? I live in Hell."

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