11. Why The Fuck Do You Like Bees So Much?

5.3K 235 321
                                    

Could I just maybe- *inches closer to you people* *slaps faces* ARE YOU OK??? I GOT OVER 100 READS IN A NIGHT (for me) AND NOW I HAVE OVER 300 VOTES ARE YOU OK???? Ty tho. Ok so for the first time ever this author note might actually be short, the thing with these is that I actually add to it while writing the chapter because I gotta talk to you guys and explain stuff, cause if I didn't you guys would be confused! (cough cough remembers me and Quatro13
torturing you guys-) ANYWAYS- hopefully you guys understand this chapter lmfao.

Btw, sorry for the shorter chapter, I just wasnt feeling that motivated for this one, plus I wanted to get to the next chapter cause I'm excited for it!

(in this book Tommy is actually 10 and Tubbo is 11, cause his birthday just came and I wanted to add it on lol-

TOMMY IS YOUNGER THAN TUBBO POG!!!)

Tommy's POV  -+-

"WHAT THE FUCK WILBUR STOP CHASING ME AROUND WITH A FUCKING BUTTER KNIFE-" Tommy screamed as he ran around the brand new house they had just moved into. "TECHNO HELP ME"

Techno was out laughing on the couch, encouraging Wil through laughs.

"WILBUR-" Tommy yelled, running up the stairs. Wilbur just collapsed in a laughing fit with the butter knife on the floor next to him, his and Techno's laughs filling the room. "WHAT THE FUCK"

"O-oh my g-god I- Tommy you- your r-really fu-fuckin' s-scared of knives." Techno said, clutching his stomach. Tommy scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"I'm going out since you bitches can't seem to understand that knives are scary." Tommy walked down from the stairs, next to the laugh crying Wilbur, and out the door. Those bitches are so fucking annoying.

Tommy had gotten to know the neighborhood, since they had lived there for at least 3 months now. They had moved to America a year after Tommy had been adopted by Phil, because they had already been planning to move but they didn't have enough money, so they had to wait until they had enough money. Once they had enough money, they just basically dragged Tommy along to America with them, him already having warmed up to everyone.

Tommy was lost in his thoughts when he heard a person scream "I'm not trying to hurt you!! You guys are just really cool." He was in the park at this time, walking around it not really paying attention to anything or anyone around him. His head whipped around and he saw a boy around his age running after a small thing in the air, most likely a bee. The boy had ripped jeans on, with a green buttoned up shirt, except the buttons weren't in the correct place they were supposed to be hooked to. (or however the fuck you describe it, idk im just an author idk how to explain shit-)

"What?" Tommy said, honestly really quite confused. The boy's head whipped around and he stared right at Tommy, his hands still out in the air where he was trying to get the bee to land.

"Hello!" The boy said, one of his hands coming down from in front of him to wave at Tommy. "Are you the new people in the neighborhood?" Now, Tommy wouldn't call them new since they had been living there for 3 months, but since his family didn't really talk with any other families in the neighborhood, I guess you could call them that since nobody really knew about them.

"Uh- Yeah I guess so? What's your name bitch?"

"Hey! That isn't that nice to call someone that, but my names Tubbo. How about yours?" Tubbo said, smiling cheerfully.

"Mines Tommy. Where do you live." He asked, not really thinking about saying it before he did.

"Thats a bit of a stalkerish question, but I live on 694213 WowHiThisIsAGoodStreetName Court." Tubbo answered, walking over to Tommy.

"Huh, I live on 694214 WowHiThisIsAGoodStreetName Court too." Tommy said, looking at Tubbo to see if he somehow recognized him. (People I just realized that the numbers are too long to be a address, or is it? Idk, anyway im not changing it its too good-)

"How come we've never seen each other?" Tubbo asked, looking a bit confused as he looked at Tommy.

"Well uh- I don't really go out that much bitch." Tommy said, laughing at the end.

"HEY-" Tubbo started, only to get cut off by Tommy.

"Were you trying to catch bees?" Tommy asked, question filling his voice. Tubbo scratched the back of his neck, looking a bit embarrassed.

"Uhm... yes. Bees are just amazing and I love them. They are literally-" Tubbo said, smiling as he started to talk about something he loved. Tommy just rolled his eyes and partially listened, the two of them talking more as time went on. Eventually the two ended up on a bench, a tree to the right behind them, looking at the sunset. (cries)

Timeskip -;-

"I need to probably get heading back." Tubbo said after laughing at another one of Tommy's comments. The two had gotten along quite well, even though they just met and were basically opposites in every way.

"Oh shit- I never told my family where I was going." Tommy said, regret and worry flowing onto his face.

"Oh... Well since we live right next to each other I can stick with you until we get back to our houses! And I can stick with you if you don't want to get yelled at along." Tubbo said, grinning.

"Clingy." Tommy mumbled but ultimately agreed, the two of them standing up and heading back to their houses.

The two laughed and joked around when Tommy suddenly heard a person yell his name.

"TOMMY"

Tommy's head whipped around from looking down at Tubbo, to looking at Wilbur halfway out of their house, running towards him.

"Shi-" Tommy was engulfed in a hug by Wilbur, Tubbo being very confused and stepping back.

Tubbo started to talk when he was suddenly interrupted by Techno and Phil yelling and running after Wil, the two of them also engulfing Tommy in hugs.

"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU DIDN'T TELL US WHERE YOU WERE GOING TOMMY???" Wilbur yelled, pulling away from the hug. This made Phil and Techno start to yell, turning into the three of them yelling at Tommy. The neighbors and people walking past looked at them with a confused look on their faces, but moved on.

Tubbo started to laugh, eventually his laughs making the whole situation less awkward and the three older boy's heads turning towards the laughing boy.

"Who-" Phil said, but Techno quickly cut him off.

"Oh, your that kid that lives in that house." Techno pointed to the house right next to theirs, and Tubbo nodded still laughing.

"Bitches, this is Tubbo. We are friends now." Tommy declared, making Tubbo laugh even more.

"O-oh my god I was not expecting you guys to yell at Tommy THAT much." Tubbo sputtered out, wiping the tears of laughter coming from his eyes.

"Well mate, I mean the kid did basically just stomp off after he got chased around with a butter knife, and not tell anybody where he was going." Phil said casually, like getting chased around with a butter knife was totally a normal occurrence.

"Wait- He got chased around with a butter knife?" Tubbo said, looking a lot more confused.

"He was being annoying ok?"

A/N, Hi! Sorry for a lot of a shorter chapter again, anyway hi again. Lol, also im just gonna say really quickly-

look i don't have a twitter account, but I check it regularily

AND I DON'T FUCKING CHECK IT FOR A DAY AND SUDDENLY DREAM HAS POSTED A PICTURE OF "himself" MAYBE IT ISN'T HIMSELF BUT NOW MY BRAIN AND LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES AS IS A LOT OF PEOPLES ON TWITTER, TWITTER IS FREAKING OUT I FUCKING LOVE THIS COMMUNITY ITS HILARIOUS AND AMAZING YET WE CAN BE TOXIC, SO LIKE ITS GREAT BUT BAD ANYWAY, IM FREAKING OUT AND

ok done with caps-

but srsly this is definietly twitter, you don't check it for a day and suddnely twitters freaking out, youtube is, wattpad might, and things and life is freaking out, i wanna go run a lap but I can't lmao-


A New Life for Better or Worse {¶ Sleepy Bois Inc. ¶}Where stories live. Discover now