𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐂 ║ 𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐅𝐓. 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃

visiting home !! (also never using images again)

# 🍩-𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕-𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎

        after hours of hardcore biking, (y/n) arrived back in MAINE POGGERS. they approached their window, which was still open from when they snuck out, and recklessly climbed back in.

        "successfully infiltrated," (y/n) whispered, pulling their backpack inside. they had two things they had to do, and they had to do it as soon as possible.

        1. grab all their money (their as in (y/n)'s, not their parents)
        2. get all the movies they own

        that was simple enough. could they do it quietly, though?

        (y/n) tiptoed down the stairs, shuffling to the movie rack. they picked out a few bomb as fuck movies.

        as they were placing them down, a quiet voice from behind startled them. the movies fell out of their hands.

        "where have you been?" their foster brother asked. he was mostly innocent, having been protected for so many years, but trustworthy. and also only ten. (y/n) could share things with him and their parents would never know.

        "uh... i think mexico, to be honest," (y/n) said, picking up the movies they dropped. "i actually kinda forgor."

        their brother's face lit up. "wow! that's so cool, (y/n)! i wish i could go. my favorite youtuber lives there."

        without thinking, (y/n) asked, "oh really? who?"

        (y/n) really didn't know what they expected, but they sure hadn't expected him to whisper-shout "quackity!" they almost dropped the movies again.

        "what."

        "he's super cool! and- and dream's shown up in some of his videos, too. quackity's my favorite smp member, aside from... huh, maybe tommy and george?" he jumped around everywhere. it was hard to focus on one thing.

        "i dunno, quackity's kind of a pissbaby."

        he gasped. "why did you say that so confidently? you don't watch youtube. (y/n), what did you do in mexico??" (y/n) always hated how they could be so observant and shit. did (y/n) really drop that many hints?

        "i had some good as fuck food and messed around a bit. that's about it." (y/n) walked to the kitchen, their brother following, and shoved countless snacks into their backpack. "i have to go soon. texas awaits."

        "sapnap lives in texas," he pointed out excitedly.

        "yeah," (y/n) said jokingly, though their next words were true. "i know. im going to have a movie night with him."

# 🎂-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝

nitram style 11:52 pm
what do you do when your brother asks what
you were doing in mexico and why youre
going to texas

nitram style 11:52 pm
should i have told the truth or

jslushie 11:55 pm
the truth is for pussies

jslushie 11:55 pm
lie your way to victory

nitram style 11:55 pm
the only victory i want is victory without a y
and with an e instead of an i

technoblade 11:56 pm
vector

technoblade 11:56 pm
that doesn't make sense