𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐂 ║ 𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐅𝐓. 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃

exhaustion hits worse than two trucks

# 🍩-𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕-𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎

        "thanks for the ride, mrbeast," (y/n) yawned, pulling their wallet out of their backpack. they didn't get any sleep on the ride, since karl and chandler hopped into the car to converse and shit. it was a win, but also a lose.

        "oh, no, it's fine. you don't have to pay," mrbeast assured. "it's all good!"

        "wait, but like, isn't unpaid labor illegal? i gotta pay you back somehow, i—" suddenly, the best idea popped into (y/n)'s head. "yooooooooo, come inside and have movie night with me and the dream team. it's the least i could do. we have coke—both kinds—and we have very melted ice cream."

        it took a hell of a lot more convincing, but eventually mrbeast and his cranky crew gave in. (y/n) would've been beaming, had they not been as exhausted as they were. two movie nights with karl in a row. there were more people this time, too! how exciting.

        (y/n) knocked on the door and rang the doorbell way too many times. the door opened, and some yeehaw fucker stood like the standing person emoji 🧍. 

        "nitram? and mrbeast...?" he squinted and then gasped, pulling karl inside while shouting "husband!"

        "a lovely surprise, yeah?" (y/n) yawned again and approached the couch, where two others sat. they could only assume they were george and dream. they were in a very deep conversation on whether or not you can swallow a pencil without dying.

        (y/n) set their bag down on the ground, and immediately collapsed onto george.

        george started panicking. "oh my god, they died! they swallowed a pencil!!"

        dream wheezed. "george, they didn't die. they're breathing. they're asleep."

        "oh thank god, i thought my handsomeness killed them."

        "what handsomeness?"

        "I— bye, i'm leaving." george went to stand up, but the teenager on top of him prevented him from doing to. "hi, i'm staying."

        "so what now?" karl asked. "(y/n) died, and i'm sure they wouldn't appreciate us starting movie night without them."

        "we should probably let them sleep," mrbeast suggested. "they've been up throughout the entire car ride, and they even looked tired when i first pulled up."

        "you should all sleep," dream suggested. no one said anything against it. they just crashed somewhere in sapnap's living room.

        a few hours into the night, (y/n) woke up. they got off of gogy and dream, and went to the kitchen. they grabbed a glass of water and sat down in a chair at the island.

        their phone buzzed.

# 🎂-𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗-𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝

ipad kid 3:23 am
exhaustion hits harder than two trucks having 
sex

probably dead ngl 3:26 am
honestly