He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀
This a book of funny jokes, texts and quotes that my friends have told me and I just wanted to put them in a book so comment and vote for your favorite ones and if you have any jokes, texts or quotes you want me to put in the book PM me, enjoy
"I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams so easily." Quotes for every occasion- from insult quotes all the way to love quotes, this book has it all- for your enjoyment. Read at your own risk. Updates:- Fridays Disclaimer- I don't own any of the quotes inside or the cover picture.
Jokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still. Fear me.
This book contains all of my favorite quotes and poems. It even has some random stuff such as yo momma jokes, teenage posts, rude come backs and more. WARNING: On draft 177 there are 35 awesome comebacks! (All age appropriate) ;) BOOK RATED: PG
laughing benefits us in a lot of ways it:.. *decreases stress levels *helps u lose weight *reduces chance of heart dieases *makes u look young *increases sleep *exersices face muscles theres no reason no to laugh nor is there anyreason not to check this story out!
This is a book about jokes quotes stories and more. Read it to laugh your butts off. These jokes are not mine it is what I got from the internet. Contains curse words
These are a couple jokes I made up with my friends and a couple I found online
If you have anything to add or if you want me to add anything just let me know! I try to post really funny STUFF and I find quotes from picturrs I see!
This book was inspired by @Lemondroptide, like most of my books on Wattpad. She has her own version called The joke book. Most, well maybe all of these quotes are not mine. They were either researched or made by another one of my friends, @secrethouseofbooks, so I dedicate this book to her. This book is just to make...
