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  • Blink: 3003 (Book 1)
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    Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out...

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  • DA BOOK OF PUNS!!!
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    PUNS!

  • I'm The Apprentice: Underfell Papyrus X Female Reader
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    EDIT: READER AND PAPYRUS ARE BOTH IN THEIR TEENS!! WARNING: BOOK CONTAINS SWEARING/CUSSING AND VIOLENCE Just before she passed away, my grandmother told me about the monsters who lived under Mount Ebott. My mother hated everyone. My father died in the war of the monsters. My grandmother decided to whisper to me: "Pro...

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  • the battle has begun
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    Y/N, The T/N is one of the strongest warriors in the whole world. She was once the scariest person to meet, and still is, but when she stumbled across a small village called Phoenix Drop, she has soften up a bit. When she finds a note about Aphmau getting executed, she has to find her and save her. What will happen on...

  • 100 Puns
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    [[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but...

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  • Flight School: Predator
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    [Second book of the Flight Series] "More than anything, the sky was red. It wasn't dark, no. Just red." Iolani Tori learns about the part of him that isn't human; and sees the line between animal and himself thin to something less than a thread. If raw aggression, lust, and selfishness prevailed--and if that was what...

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  • He's Worth it (Completed)
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    Star butterfly and Marco Diaz defeated Toffee and Ludos gang with a spell from her wand..now that they finally finished with fighting monsters..what should the next thing be for these two? Will relationship crippled or will it strive either way these two can't be without each other no matter what Basically a Starco fa...

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  • COMEBACKS
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    //WARNING: Do not read if you get easily offended.//

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  • Not all Nightmares are Bad (Nightmare Sans x Reader)
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    As a little kid, you came into the world knowing the horrors of bullying and parental abuse. You had no friends except for one. The tall tree that stood proud over the park was known by many to go hand in hand with extremely bad luck but you didn't care. The tree was there for you more than anyone else had ever been...

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  • Sarcastic comebacks
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    Sarcastic comebacks

  • Answers to teachers.
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    add me on snapchat@amourr.ii

  • Broken {Starco}
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    This Story and Cover is made by: anomalyah on Tumblr Highest Ranking: #2 Fanfiction

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  • Funny Situations
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    Basically all the embarrassing yet hilarious situations faced ever. edit: keep in mind that i wrote this when i was 10 and memes weren't a huge thing, so this was my way of expressing humor. disclaimer: not all of these events happened to me. thanks a bunch for reading to this day! (2/24/18) - grace

  • Sarcastically Smart
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    "...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to m...

  • Book of Puns
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    Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The on...

  • Awesome Comebacks and Insults!
    1.4M 53K 101

    For those annoying ass motherfuckers that need to learn how to shut their mouth. Vote and Comment please :) Enjoy! :) ~ FarahTariqx WARNING// Please do not read if you're easily offended. Some of the content is really mean but that's kind of the point.

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  • Crush x Reader (Boyfriend Imagines)
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    Here's to the Always Available Annie Broken Up Beth Crazy Catlady Chrissie Desperate Diana Eating Icecream Emerson Feminist Filou Greedy George (Oy, I don't judge :3) Hopeless Henriette I'm just Ugly Ivy Just Friends Jessie 'K' Katrina Long-Distance Lauren Maybe Later Madelyn No Life Natasha Ogling Olivia Platonic...

  • TAG SOMEONE WHO.
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    you deserve to be happy. you deserve to live a life you are excited about. don't let others make you forget that. © jungcool 062017

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  • So Relatable!
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    Quotes and facts every teen can relate to! They'll make you laugh, make you cry or in my case, blow your mind because of how many things you do that you never notice!

  • Jokes and Funny Qoutes
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    just a bunch of jokes that ive heard or saw

  • One-shots [Crush x Reader]
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    A collection of one-shots with your crush. I'm sure we all have daydreamed about adorable scenarios with our crush at least once in our lifetime... well, more than once. Immerse yourself in a book filled with scenarios - fluffs, limes, and angsts - of you and your crush. Sit back and relax with some food - happy readi...

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  • Hoping for a NIghtmare: Nightmare!Sans X Reader
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    NO LEMONS! You are all alone in a world of chaos. The rest of your family was killed when the havoc started, and your friends either moved to safer places or died. The only reason you stayed is because you want to keep what little remains of their lives and stay as connected as possible. The only catch is, because you...

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  • Sarcastic Comebacks
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    Because these are totally going to help you win at life. I mean it's not like I have gotten rejected 20 thousand times.... That's only because one does not simply understand "fangirling" Geez!

  • The Ultimate Guide to Rejecting Pick-Up Lines
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    Have you ever wanted to just shove a boy/girl's pick up line down their throat? Well don't, because that could be considered assault. Instead use these sassy comebacks to all kinds of pickup lines! Enjoy these carefully devised, (if you call spending five minutes seeing if you can make a comeback and if not moving on...

  • Relatable posts
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    New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts. The place for everyone living the sloth life - slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life

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