Blackhumour Stories

They colored her in many shades, making her a dirty rainbow.

All there is to know - and you never imagined - about the dark side of dental practices, revealed by a dentist himself. Are you aware of all the dangers you are exposed to during a simple appointment at the dentist's? This book is a must-read for anybody who cares about their own health. A biting, ironic and, above all, informative work by Dr. Eduardo Esber that reveals an unsuspected abundance of lack of professionalism and ethics, of inexperience and incompetence amongst dental professionals.

Because when you think about it, he's really just kind of useless. A highly transformed reimagination of The Little Mermaid set in a vague location in a vague mid-1900s time period, with plenty of fourth wall breaking, existentialist fun - in inspired Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead fashion. If you go for that sort of thing, continue reading... *edits & title revision entirely in the realm of possible*

não tente entender o que está escrito. você pode enlouquecer antes que chegue lá. #ContémRevelaçõesTristes.

Hotaru Konno left like a legend but returned in dirt. Either way, she was under the spotlight. Merciless gossip and rumors spread around. Turning 27. Single. Jobless. What a perfect time to take a little advantage of her filthy rich family. She was about to embrace the life of a NEET (Not in education, employment, or training). Life was pretty easy except... Her mom was determined to marry her off; Her idol-wannabe baby sister ticked her off every single day; A mysterious high-school boy with perfect white teeth was living under the same roof. A disappointment. A loser. A weirdo. Hotaru was all of the above. Nonetheless, she said NO to changes. At least not now and not by the people mentioned above.

"Fasten your seat-belts. We are taking off." Eric cried with enthusiasm and the other three in the car cheered readily. 'Not again...' Gabriel thought to himself. Author note: I've written this story a decade ago, but I still like it. So, I decided that it worth sharing with you. English is not my firs language, I'll be happy to have a beta.

Katherine is a young girl who is starting to have an eating disorder, her concerned parents send her to a rehabilitation house where she is going to meet a few more girls that is going to make everything easier. In this place when everything seem to feel the same, she is also going to meet the only boy in the house, Remington an unconventional lonely boy who has been anorexic for two years. They are going to set off on a journey through the sickness they share in common until she becomes his reason to fight for it. Is love enough to save him from the edge he is standing on?

beh mie care avete qualche problema? Bene sono qui per aiutarvi signore :) spero vi piaccia e nulla

They say time passes by when you're having fun... Tilly isn't planning to work in this coffee shop for the rest of her life, but it seems like she has been stuck here forever! Follow Tilly's adventures at work as the cynical, dark-humored girl encounters love.

When information becomes shame

Trevor learns the afterlife apparently involves finding himself outside of Gresit, about to fight the Night Hordes and Dracula again. He can't say he never sinned, but enough to deserve a personalized Hell? Why can't he get to just be dead like everyone else?

A short story.

The konuma are a VERY lenghty crime family that is aligned with a world criminal organization called the commission and this family have been fighting for some year against the leblanc criminal organization, wich is a organization based on the 48 colonies western coast that is at war with the comission and the konuma's are their main target, althoug something feels that soon leblanc wouln't be the only thing that they would need to worry about, but something even more greater (i REALLY tried to keep the description of this story as spoiler free as possible... also yeah, i finally added a real description to this after almost 3 years) Also that yeah, i finished the story since november cuz already was about to be 4 years since i started It all the way back in 31 of december of 2019

Aceasta poveste este ficțiune și absurda facuta de doi pusti plictisiti in ora de germana :) Toate personajele, chiar daca sunt inspirate din persoane reale, apar intr-un univers alternativ exagerat. Orice asemanare cu realitatea este pur intamplatoare si are scopul exclusiv de divertisment.

Shortish stories that I've made up whilst watering the plants at work. I am trying to make them funny. But the subjects are often serious. Maybe I'm trying for black humour? I've thrown in some sex and drugs and adult themes here more than my other stories elsewhere. Please don't be offended. I'm drawn to environmental issues and I love Science Fiction, so my stories reflect that. I hope you enjoy reading them. Any feedback welcome. J.J.

Když váš život ovládne nekontrolovatelný stereotyp, máte jen dvě možnosti. Přizpůsobit se, nebo všechno od základů změnit. Já vám chci ukázat, jak to vypadá, když dvě zvrácené osobnosti nejsou připraveny na to, se s takovým osudem smířit a udělají všechno proto, aby byl život o něco zábavnější. Vítejte v Revoluci.

Masaki è un giovane ragazzo, pieno di entusiasmo e voglia di fare, un giorno però un incubo cambierà tutto il suo piccolo mondo e lo costringerà ad affrontare il suo destino...