Btscrack Stories

When Kim Namjoon becomes the commanding officer of Brooklyn's 99th precinct, he soon realizes that with the job comes babysitting six chaotic officers. ...

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au where wanting to earn a little extra cash, Jimin takes the job at the seasonal haunted mansion attraction, he thinks it's not that bad... only until...

Taekook CRACK! au where Taehyung is a paramedic, new to his job. He's not used to it quite yet, hitting Jeon Jungkook with an ambulance just proves it. Little did he kno...

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au in which yoongi is a culinary arts student who asks his new roommate jimin to help him around. Jimin is trying his best, but washing the meat with so...

summary: jungkook is a popular solo artist, and jimin is a photographer. jungkook stumbles across jimin's instagram account and doesn't regret it. side ships: taegi, nam...

in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic]

just bangtan being crackheads on instagram. taekook, yoonmin and namjin © 2019 hyoongs

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this...

bts on Instagram is really it tbh. 🤡

ᴄʜɪᴍᴍɪɴ ʜᴀꜱ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏᴘᴍʏᴀꜱꜱ ᴊᴏᴘᴍʏᴀꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴄᴋʟᴇᴍᴇᴊɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴏᴘᴍʏᴀꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴅᴇᴏꜱᴜɢᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴏᴘᴍʏᴀꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ꜱᴇᴀɢᴜʟʟᴅɪᴄ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ...

Taehyung a nerdy sassy boy, who only wants to study in the university and who faced alot of problems in his life. Jungkook, the topper and playboy of the university is a...

》 Yoonmin CRACK! au where wanting to earn a little extra cash, Jimin takes the job at the seasonal haunted mansion attraction, he thinks it's not that bad... only until...

"Shit, why is it so hard to run in heels?" Yoongi complained as he zoomed through the forest. "Fuck, my lungs feel like they're on fire." The rebels...

"What is the point of your milk sacks, human?" "My what?" "Your milk sacks." "You mean my boobs?" ------- Did you decide that i...

Namjoon : it's impossible that Jungkook is good at everything, he's probably really bad at something that we don't know. Jimin : like what? Namjoon : maybe he's a terrib...

Yoonmin CRACK! au 》 Seeing that his friend is getting nice message replies from subway, Jimin thinks it's a good idea to play and text them too. What he doesn't expect i...

"Y/N, I'm not lovin' it right now." In which a McDonald's staff gets mixed up in another clown dimension, now having to find their way back, only to find that...

The soul of a transcendence goes on its own. ~ Will Jungkook gonna figure out what is the actual situation? ~ Not your regular love story #mainship- Vkook Status: Comple...

"Are you lost, babygirl?" Min Yoongi finds himself in the clutches of self-proclaimed gangster Jung Hoseok. Strangely, Hoseok is more terrified of Yoongi despi...

A joke a day keeps the kboos away (Language warning) Lol the only reason why this has a lot of views is bc I shat out chapters every .5 seconds