Crumpets Stories

The misfits were the greatest and also the worst mistake of her life.

Herbalist and skilled potion-maker, Cora Winstanley is heading out to hunt for a bristlewurm. Specifically, she wants to milk the special green goo from the greasy two-f...

a steamy spicy story about their rollercoaster love

... OoOoOooOO... It's ladies night.....

Critical praise for SMUCK: "A slightly nihilistic tale about the futility of human endeavour." - Anthony Dermer "The idea is unique, the story is fun and...

Cassandra is a ten year old heiress with a quirky imagination and a will of her own. Her creative mind takes her away to a mysterious new dimension called Aevynon, wher...

Cobweb or Miss Crumpet, is born into a world where her kind must serve the the upper-class. Even if she wants to or not. It's her duty. Lucky, she's the best at what sh...

Hey! I'm starting a book club on Wattpad for everyone who wants to get involved. I'll be recommending a handful of Wattpad books every week that I've enjoyed or think de...

a story of you and mr crumpet

Swaggy Sam heard of the power held by the Crumpet of Doom, the power to control all baked goods in the world. As he prepares for his quest the thoughts of love and hope...

A list of top notch banter from Britain!

crumpet quotes bc yes and yes the category is paranormal, what about it?

Well, this is where I'm my glitchy self, also updates on my status and stuff

i made this for my friend at 5pm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lily makes herself breakfast. Then war. I got bored ok