Neilcicierega Stories

FEB/20/21 - JAN/23/22 Farewell~° Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon (Aesthetic) Edits --- Random Imagery of Kneel Cigarettes (memes are included) --- The edits are 100% made b...

THIS IS A JOKE PLE ASE HELP ME a life changing story about a young adult meeting neil cicierega after he sits on a bench next to y/n. this entire thing is a joke, it's...

We all love the hilarious subversion of chekov's gun in Computer Fighters... but what if they really did use the computer virus floppy disk to defeat Gunfoot? And what i...

NOTE: This story is a direct sequel to the second part of "Your Computer Has a Virus, And It's Killing Your Online Friends", so make sure you've read that stor...

Not😠 joking😬this😰is😱real😞deal😝 Okay i hate typeing like that Most images from Pinterest

Spamton has been living on his own in a dumpster for years. Every day, he wastes away, waiting for salvation. One day, a strange man enters his shop, and he doesn't expe...

my dear friend asked me to crosspost it from AO3 to Wattpad and so I did note that this fanfic IS SATIRE AND JUST A JOKE summary: You are trapped in a walmart and meet a...

You meet Nail Cumer and go through so many rough times together 👰‍♂️👰‍♂️😔😔. After all your emotional times and memories, you both managers to #cum forward and explai...

Y/n, was a 2 inches tall "normal" girl, who wonders why nobody likes her. She had a boring life until a guy joined the school, his name was Danny Gonzalez. We...

yo this shit fireee - new york tyrms worker Number #2 in neil cicierega on 2020 December 31 Number #2 in lemondemon on 2020 December 31 😳 Number #1 in thebestbookever 2...

Two trucks having sex two trucks having sex

this is a joke please don't take ti seriously

I drew what the robots told me to draw.

theres swears i dont want to spoil anything so i'll just say that play-yan likes lemon demon

HEY!!!! THIS IS GETTING REWRITE!!! READ THIS IF YOU WANT I GUESS, BUT THIS VERSION IS REALLY OLD AND NOT REALLY GOOD!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A horrible sickness has...

The gateway to Oz has closed, meaning Tom can no longer visit Screow. [This story is a part of the No Place Like Home AU, Home Again Somewhere. Events and references ar...

Kevin wasn't sure what to expect from his very first gaming experience, but it sure wasn't this. Now he has to wrangle a bunch of uncooperative AI, some friendlier than...

⋆｡ ° ✩ This book is a collection of short stories based off Lemon Demon's 2016 album Spirit Phone. This does not include bonus tracks, though I may create another book b...

exactly what the title says

Based on a song by lemon demon! I'm not adding a description yet because I'm lazy but eh you're reading lemon demon fanfiction you don't need a description do you? Also...