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Cheyenne Reyes is an ordinary girl. I know, total cliche, but it's true. She is a complete stereotypical female. Always giggling with her group of friends, daydreaming about her first kiss, running away from a society full of a flesh-eating disease... Wait. Okay, so maybe that last one isn't normal, but everyone has their bad days, right? Follow Cheyenne through a story of danger, betrayal, murder, and suspense, with old ladies, overweight chihuahuas, and the always fun extremely contagious plague. So what are you waiting for. Jump in! You might want to bring some hand sanitizer, though.

A girl finds a cat hurt and decides to help it and instead of waking up to the cat she wakes up to a group of old ladies standing around her bed.

"PUT YOUR DAMN CLOTHES ON, HO!" Martha yelled at Betty. "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, BITCH!" Betty screamed running off. "STOP! PUT YOUR HAND IN THE AIR!" The police screamed. "AND WAVE THEM LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!" Martha and Betty yelled in unison. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THEYRE OLD, BOLD, AND READY TO.... break out of jail? And quite possibly break a hip too!

A poem i wrote for English about two old gal pals.

This is just a story. This has murders anf very disturbing chapters in this story

"Who would of ever thought you could do that." I said. He turns to look at me, "Do what?" "Like someone who's ugly, fat, despicable. How do you do it?" I question. He stares at me, but I can't look at him. I wasn't good enough to look at him. The sweetest guy ever, a basketball star, a grade A student, standing here with a bookworm, a nobody, a person who you wouldn't even look twice at. "I don't." "Huh?" "I don't like someone who's ugly, fat, despicable." He starts to explain, "I like someone who's beautiful, just right, and amazing in every way. And" He takes my chin in his hand and makes me look at him. "she shouldn't be insecure about anything because she's perfect." Look into the story of a young girl, Rain Evan, trying to believe in herself and the path in which hardships and romance come in when two boys, Hale Smith and David Winchester come to help her while trying to find themselves.

Jeanine's sad and bitter life takes a turn when she meets the beautiful and kinda Ada while on a walk. Romance ensues! Cute gushy stuff!

Deep concepts that live in my mind. I never remember my dreams.. But I know they were always good.

Connor is not a nice person. You can't be nice and make it through life. Connor has seen many things and learned through pain. Now, he's here to share his wisdom with the world.

Funny Hilarious Random. Written at 2am. Rly funny tho We had fun writing it It's funny Need a laugh? This is the way to go!!!

There's more than meets the eye with these seven old ladies who come together once a week to knit and natter. With age comes experience, wisdom...and power.

written by dylan and brody (we are stoned) kinda nsfw not rlly VERY FRUITY satire