Philswift Stories

Different personalities from old TV commercials come together to figure out how to bring joy to the modern age

Phil swift finds out Fiona is Cheating on Shrek and then a true love story happens between Shrek and Phil (I first wrote this like 5 years ago and its now getting new pa...

tragic event

Mr. Clean is on an adventure to find the sacred mop, but what will happen when he needs help and recruits the Old Spice Comercial Guy, leads to something more...

You're chilling in your living room, waiting for your lover Shrek. You hear a knock on the door and someone's there for you! But it's not Shrek...

This story is about how a girl(reader) goes to UA and many unexpected things happen.

Y/Ns life changes forever when she meets One Direction. Now she must choose her soulmate from a plethora of eligible bachelors.

*!This Is A Joke!* *!characters in this story do not belong to me!* I made this fanfic for my friend please don't @ me Phil Swift has always lived his life alone... wel...

I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader Viewer discretion is advised. Rated Y for whY tf would you read this WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in...

The BAU is called down to Gulf Stream, Florida to investigate a series of murders where the victim is cut in half and taped back together using an abnormally strong bran...

TW MATURE CONTENT AND STRONG TAPE

There wasn't enough Phil x Draco sooo... Includes, but is not limited to: Phil Swift Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Elon Musk Bill Nye Carl Azuz Shrek Jimmy Neutron Sia Carl...

The sexy hunk known as Phil swift

made me cry

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Phil Swift x William Shakespeare fan fiction

Obama meets Phil Swift on Omegle. Will this just be a friendship or something more? Credit to @ironicsponge on Instagram for making the book cover!!!

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SENPAI! PLEASE NOTICE ME! PHIL-CHAN!