Punny Stories

[Sequel to Venom] "Love is a drug." I snorted, "And how's that?" "A small dose is euphoric," He turned to me. "Too much can be lethal...

"I have a boyfriend." I spat out the reminder, to keep him away from me. "Yeah, yeah." He rolled his eyes. "You keep saying that. It's like your...

[Trequel to Venom] "All that matters to me is that you're still here." - Cher Woods is tired. Tired of running, tired of hiding, and tired of losing people. Wi...

Marinette Dupain-Cheng has ran away, and Ladybug seems to have no interest in finding her. THIS TAKES PLACE BEFORE SEASON 4! (This is my first fanfic please go easy on m...

Seirin has a new student. A sarcastic, idiotic, punny, loserish, Giant, student. A student who not only stirs up the basketball club, but makes Kiyoshi question his sexu...

It's the year 2153. The world has fallen into a state of monarchy. Every country has a king and queen. And every country wants to increase their ties. Diana Greene, Pri...

You are a little scared of the adventure ahead but not knowing what might happened next for the rest of your life . You meet new monsters every day.

Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to...

A book full of "punny" roasts. Highest ~ #482 in Humor #16 in burned #993 in Humor on 9/10 #513 in Humor on 9/26

Good&funny comebacks :3

❝what kind of candy is never on time? chocoLATE❞ [completed ✔️] ©ᴘɪᴇᴅᴘxᴘᴇʀ 2018

110% Guarantee to get you a girlfriend/boyfriend. JK, I like to use these on friends so they'll laugh. MOST CREDIT GOES TO THE INTERNET. IF I MAKE IT UP I'LL TELL YOU! ...

So if you are here you probably know the story... How @Blue_Carrots was welcomed to the fandom on Chapter 179 of @kmbell92 's Tightly Knit... And then it transformed in...

Douglas a rough kinda bear, not a ladies man by any sense of the word is dared by his friends to get a date and by chance they choose for him to try to win over the woma...

Would you like to annoy Undertale Papyrus and Underswap Sans? Awesome. Let's get started then :P

puns to help you in any situation

Writing this was my respunsibility! A book full of puny jokes! Hope you all enjoy! It's also about anti-gravity because you just can't put it down!

These are all my favorite quotes from various animes that I have watched.

These photos will not be my art

When Moss moves to New Jersey to start a new chapter in his life, he suddenly feels the urge that something life changing will happen. Maybe he thinks that because he re...