Snark Stories

Five months after throwing a tantrum and vanishing, Bitchboy shows up needing a favor like he didn't light the match and walk away. This isn't reconciliation - it's a fr...

She wasn't supposed to be a threat. Until she looked a soldier in the eyes and smirked. A.E.G.I.S. was built to handle the impossible-superpowered operatives, covert mis...

With deliberate slowness, Nine lifts his hand, carefully placing a tiny dandelion behind Tommy's ear. "There," he murmurs, softly brushing his knuckles against...

How can life be more complicated after you're dead? Determined to make sense of an otherwise chaotic afterlife, newly deceased Claire tries to come to terms with a w...

Two Uni Students: Quinn: A smart girl that plays volley Cash: A playboy that plays american football Sworn to be mortal enemies, fighting for the attention, until they a...

Cersei Lannister was reborn in a time where the dragons flew in the skies and fought against one another. Where the fight to the throne almost ripped the kingdom apart b...

What secrets lie behind the door in the hedge? Why are Ally and her friends the only ones who can even see the door? And what happens when they pass through it? ~~~ Ally...

A short story collection Compleated The Gingerbread Princess: Hansel wants to make gingerbread, but he has to deal with a storm and a spoiled princess. The Holid...

Here at Eastview we have the riches. The gold and the medals. The glamour and the prestige. The fame and the awards. But that isn't all... Because what story does ha...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Newkirk puts up with a lot of crazy ideas from his comm...

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. Two enemies are forced to spend time together. With bot...

Stiles had always complained about being the middle child. It didn't matter that it was only two years between him and his older brother and less than four years between...

Ava Dimagiba, a strung-out psych major and horror genre, anti-suffered a personal tragedy in the form of her childhood best friend, David Alonzo, dying in a car accident...

What if, instead of Kris loading Spamton into the NEO body, Kris loads him into the Mew Mew body? Dread, humor, and snark ensues. only posting this here while i wait for...

Well. That's one Friday night activity I wasn't expecting. A male figure, early-to-mid-20s judging by the smell of their blood, is dismembering a body and throwing the p...

She was a normal girl , living her life , playing in her band . But one day , Isabelle Draper gets thrown into a extraordinary world , struggling with the fight of her n...

Reviewing vintage YA stuff

Trying to cope with the loss of the only person close to his family, his godfather, and the guilt that came along was hard enough. With a few ugly truths disclosed at th...

The gang being snarky. that's it. occasional pictures of snarky texts' and funny sayings.

mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fuckin...