Statetalia Stories

"Alfred, who is this?" "Ah, well... She's my daughter." "Mon Dieu, you have a daughter?" "More like he had 26 daughters and 26 sons...

California becomes the Mayor of Hell. Texas solves problems with guns. New York has a rat infestation. And Florida does Florida... All in all, it's just a normal day for...

" i'ma do it , dude " " you absolute m a d m a n " " there's no way that god damn j e n n y is gonna answer the Phone " " 867-5309...

America couldn't make it to the world meeting,so he sends one of his daughters to take his place. No parings for America,I do ship FRUK,SUFIN,GREITA,HONGICE and SPAMANO

Hello! I'm Summer R. Jones! The R stands for Rosa~! Pretty, right? Anyway, I'm better known as the state of Florida. But, sh! Don't tell anyone, or Daddy will get upset...

Basically Jackass but it's all family and literally everyone (including the father) is under 21

You guessed it. The States that make up the hero country are being found one by one, or in some cases, two by two. However, the order the personifications are found in i...

I do not own Hetalia I only own the OCS I created to be the states. You can ask them anything just not anything that's to dirty. This will also have a little story going...

title. mostly statetalia

-State Death Theory- A state can "die" but they are reborn as long as their state lives. The parents they are born from have to die shortly after their birth. ...

Arkansas drops turkeys. Oregon sees leprechauns. Kansas holds a sex toy auction. And 2020 ruins everything... All in all, it's just a normal day for the 50 States of Ame...

Just as it says, yo.

Just random stuff I've written over a couple of years. Some of these you can find on my old account (lost them due to gettin a new phone)

RI: *waves* Hi? Admin is mean and thinks my family is funny... So she's putting it up for the world to see. I hate the Admin sometimes.

Texts between the states (I do not own any of the Hetalia characters mentioned in this)

A young lady ran through the mud, holding a bag made of rags as she scurried. The country was still young, and she did not wish to worry her father. A young man sped th...

Just a bunch of one shots and little tidbits from the lives of three pares of siblings, America and his sister Rhode Island, Canada and his sister Qubece and England and...