Whatwedointheshadows Stories

Laszlo is tired of the tip toeing of the reader and Nandor. So, he decides to take matters in his own hands and set them up by calling Y/n ex. He sends for Y/n ex - husb...

»well, of course she would forgive you... and maybe... be happy for you. This is what your cold, non beating heart wants. Desires. Needs.«, you say pointing your finger...

Nadja finds herself struck by a level of loneliness in her eternal life, despite the company of her husband Laszlo. she finds herself wishing for a family of her own. So...

I'm Writing this because I have worms in my brain I would have written this on AO3 but making an account is too much work so here I am

After a fun night with your newest vampyre friend, Nick, you and the guys (and Stu) encounter werewolves in the park. Of course your crush, Deacon, has to start a fight...

The Classroom Just Became a Battlefield. The students of Dunder Mifflin Junior High thought they knew what to expect from their first year. Awkward dances, pop quizzes...

These are the first parts of my what we do in the shadows headcanons! Plus a few canon facts too! ||if you disagree with any of these that is completely fine just don't...

Yas, queen.

Another year goes by, & none of the vampires remember Guillermo's birthday. He lets it get to him, & Nandor (surprisingly) notices he's upset.

\\SPOILERS FOR WWDITS S3 E8//

Drabbles for the tickle tober event over on tumblr

Nandor's bored & makes everyone play hide and seek, but only Guillermo's it because no one else wants to be. He knows this house like the back of his hand.

Guillermo gets Derek's answer...

Flying to London with older Elaine (following the action of "The Number and Address of the Beast", George (the Vampire "Say is it with a y or an I, Elain...

Nandor the Relentless didn't get his name for nothing. He feels like he's gone soft, so he needs to make someone beg him for mercy he won't provide.

A demon tower. A global haunting. A world forevor changed. Three decades ago, a towering monolith burst forth from the earth, tearing open a rift between dimensions and...

Colin robinson, an infamous energy vampire is still doing same old, working his office job and annoying people day in day out, however one day something is off. A new c...

vampire show go brrrr they are all my beloved

Simon, an academic human man grieving over his one love Betty and Nandor, a warrior vampire who has been looking for his one true love for his entire, forever, life. Des...

I've only watched the show but hopefully when I have time I will watch the movie