After the war, everyone goes back to hogwarts. When they get there, the new professor Dumbledore(the old Dumbldore's brother lol), decides to rehouse them. Well Harry and Ron fought over the fact that Harry was bisexual. (aka Ron is homophobic) Harry decides that he doesn't want to be in gryffindor anymore. When they get resorted, Harry decides that the hat should put him in the house that it thinks best. When the sorting hat says slytherin, everyone is shocked(except Harry ofc). What happens next??? Read to find out.