How safe is it to send miniature people into a fort teenagers made with glue and cardboard in a few days? Who knew the Super Important, Long Awaited, Honourable tournament would involve ART AND CRAFTS? Calvin McKay participates in a tournament organised as a peace program between the land, aqua and air kingdom along with a werewolf and a mermaid. Guess how well that goes? ......... Magical world, people flying, demons attacking, royals missing, and of course, Susan being annoying. ......... Calvin McKay was the most normal person in the world. In fact, he was so normal that his friends called him Calvin McBoring. He had a fixed schedule in his. Wake up go to school. Come home. Do his chores. Sleep in on weekends. The perfect good boy. Only problem is that he ends up in the literal land of demons and an evil king is trying to kill him. ............ "Dad, I'm serious." "Hi serious, I'm..." "Don't you dare finish that sentence." ............ A mama's boy, dad jokes, a savage girl and an immature uncle. The perfect recipe for trouble. Oh, and also a murderer. ............ "You can't skin someone with a chainsaw." "You seemed to know a lot about chainsaws." "What can I say? I am a generally knowledgeable person."