When a sly genderfluid person, Elian, catches Camilo Madrigal snatching arepas in the market, it all goes from there... they become friends, but Camilo's Abuela doesn't like Elian and their unapologetic fluidity. She definitely does not approve of Camilo's friendship with them. And Elian's Abuelo hates la Familia de Madrigal with a passion. The two still find time to hang out, and slowly they find their allegiances shifting to no one else but the one their grandparents hate... with the miracle crumbling around their ears, somehow these tricksters manage to elude the expectations placed on their shoulders to be with each other. All characters and plot belong to Disney except for Elian and some of the people they know, the plot is only altered in a minor way. Some Spanish used but only stuff that me, someone who took one year of middle school Spanish, already knew, so only easy to interpret stuff trigger warnings: swearing, homophobia, transphobia, (slight) child abuse and self-harm, (will put a warning in the chapters), too much f l i r t i n g. 22k words