Little Shocks

Merry (late) Christmas Kami!💛💜

((MERRY CHRYSLER GANG. THIS CHAPTER ENDED UP BEING LONGER THAN PLANNED))

(posted late as a christmas break to lil ol me)

Christmas is supposed to be a happy time full of joy and excitement! Right?

No, not at all. Well, not completely. Not in Kaminari's case, at least.

Due to his upbringing, the blond never understood Christmas. Correction, he understood Christmas, just not that he was also supposed to get presents.

Obviously that mentality was created by his parents, when he watched them give everyone else a present on Christmas, their birthday, etc, and he never received a single one.

But it seemed normal to him, which is why he thought nothing of it when Shinso brought it up.

"Babe, what do you want for Christmas?" The purpled hair teen asked, the two currently laying in Kami's bed. They were basically a pretzel while under the covers.

"Uh..? That doesn't matter.. What do you want?" Kami rejected the question, replacing it with his own.

"I want to make you happy. Oh.. unless your family doesn't celebrate Christmas?"

"They do. I just don't get presents." Denki shrugged. "It's no biggie."

"No biggie?" Hitoshi responded, surprised but not too much. They were abusive pieces of shit after all. "Did you ever want anything?"

"Oh yeah! Simple stuff like some pocky, stuffed animals, the normal. At some point, I just stopped asking. Plus they got mad when I asked.. so it'd be a waste of energy." Denki hummed. "If I got good grades, straight 100's in every class, I could get a piece of candy from a stocking. But... knowing me, that was always unlikely."

"This is unacceptable, we're going to the mall and getting you stuff for Christmas.." Shinso sighed.

"..But why? I'm obviously not supposed to. Anyway, answer my question! What do you want for Christmas?!" Kami asked,
impatiently. "Actually, I'm just gonna surprise you all!"

'That's adorable kill me now.' Shinso thought to himself, clutching his heart. 'My baby's the sweetest boy of them all. Which is why I plan to spoil him to the best of my ability.'

"You alright, babe?" Kami poked his nose. "You have that look. The caregiving look.."

"Because all I wanna do right now is spoil my baby boy." Shinso hummed, planting a kiss on his forehead. Kaminari's face was immediately flushed, his boyfriend's words coaxing into little space.

"Daddy..? We get toys? Fo' eve'ybody!" Kami asked, fishing his wallet out of his pocket. "Gots monies, daddy!"

"Oh, you do? Do you want to pay for it with your money like a big boy?" Hitoshi smiled, placing the wallet down on the bed so it wouldn't get lost.

"M-Mhm! 'M big!" Denki gasped, remembering something crucial. "We got'sa say happy chris'mas to everybody, daddy!"

"Are you going to put on your santa hat? You look so cute in it!" Shinso smiled, glad to have his baby happy and in the holiday spirit.

"Nooo, daddy! Not cute! Look like San'a!" He picked up the hat and put it on his head. "Ho Ho Ho!"

Shinso laughed. "Come on, let's go tell everyone 'Merry Christmas', you ready?"

"Yeah! Happy chris'mas!" Kami cheered as Shinso put him on his back and went into the common room.

"Happy.. Christmas?" Sero asked, sitting on the couch beside Kokichi, who had reindeer ears on his head and a bright red nose. "Don't you mean 'Merry Chri-'"