Little Shocks

Plan B

(YTTD kids? Anywhere...? No? Okay I'll shut up-)

"Are you gonna fucking cry?" Hebi groaned. "Give me a break, god."

Hebi's harsh words weren't helping Denki keep his composure. The inside of his left cheek had began to bleed from how hard he was biting it, making a mental reminder to rinse his mouth when he was done.

The cassette recorder was in his shaky hands, frantically searching the record button while trying to be discreet. Mina had lended him her phone so their plan could be executed after she insisted that they didn't use his phone for some reason.

"Okay, okay whatever." Oyabayashi looked around for something to keep him occupied. She placed the cat that was always with her in front of him, the feline being docile.

Kaminari had thought of his own plan to get himself away from her for a while. Since the inside of his cheek was bleeding, he could easily let some of the blood drizzle out.

Now this plan could backfire horribly, or it could go the way he wanted. Kami let some of the blood pooling into his mouth and drip onto the floor. It caught Hebi's attention immediately and she... well if looks could kill, Denki would've been dead twice over.

"Okay." Hebi took a deep breath, running her hands over her face. "Definitely should find someone to take care of that."

The cat hissed at Kami and jumped onto the couch, staring and walking back and forth.

But Kami couldn't be bothered to care as he was finally pressing the record button and was extremely happy with himself.

Time to act up.

"Wh- Stop fussing you little shit." Oyabayashi kicked her leg to stop him from latching onto it. She saw Tokoyami walking out of his dorm and stopped kicking, instead softening her voice and being nice.

"Tokoyami! Please help!" She begged. "Kaminari is bleeding and blood makes me squeamish... can you help please?"

"Oh um, sure." Fumikage answered, taken aback by the sudden human interaction. "Come on Dark Shadow, pick him up."

The quirk creature (??) obliged and lifted the age regressor, taking him into the bathroom to get cleaned up.

"Can she see us?" Denki finally spoke up after they were in the restroom. "Okay Tokoyami, I'm sure this sounds weird but can you slap me?"

"W-Wha-"

"I'm in the middle of a plan and I feel like I'm about to regress. Or maybe I will just say 'fuck' over and over. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck-"

"I am so sorry." The bird-headed man backhanded Kaminari, knocking him back to reality and grounding him.

A single tear ran down Kaminari's face.

"T-Thank you." He nodded. "You're a real hero buddy."

"I cant help but feel guilty- it's red."

"That's expected!"

"Hold on." Tokoyami took a sheet of the paper towel -that they kept in the bathroom in case they ran out of toilet paper- and ran it under cold water, folding it and placing it on Kami's cheek.

"Dude- I really appreciate this but you're not helping me mentally, my guy."

"Putting a paper towel on your cheek makes you feel small..?"

"No, being cared for makes me feel small." Kami hopped off of the ledge of the sink, since that's where he was sitting while Tokoyami took care of his mouth.

"So... Should I ask or will you just explain eventually...?" Fumikage asked.

"The second one... once we pull the plan off..."

"We?"

"It'll make sense later. I gotta get back into the act, let's go back out there." Kami nodded and opened the door. "It feels weird asking but, can Dark Shadow carry me again?"

"If it helps your mysterious plan... sure." Tokoyami seemingly smiled and lifted his classmate effortlessly with the creature. They both went back out, meeting Hebi back in the common room.

"He's all good, you have no more blood to worry about." The bird-quirked male placed Kaminari back onto the ground.

'Right, got to keep recording.' Denki thought as he reached in his pocket and only felt Mina's phone. 'Wh- Where is it..'

Ah.. Denki had two pockets. So of course it was the wrong one.

It wasn't in the other either..?

Oh.

Oh no.

Where was the tape recorder?!

There is a chance that it fell in the bathroom when Dark Shadow picked him up..

How does he get back to the bathroom?!?!

'Calm down..' Denki paced himself. 'It's not the end of the world... I still have Mina's phone. But what if it dies?! What if it's already dead?!!'

Due to the internal crisis he was having, he had managed to almost slip completely. Poor boy got backhanded for no reason if he fully regressed.

'Where are Tsu-nee and Anta? Why can't I sit with them instead of the mean cat lady? Right, because of the plan.'

'But is the plan really that important? I wan Tsu-nee! A-An Koko!'

'Wan Daddy!'

Just his luck.

To his knowledge, the plan went tits up and failed.

To his knowledge, at least.

This time, Denki wasn't putting on an act. He was genuinely whining and about to cry.

"What the hell are you whining for this time?!" Hebi removed her hand from the cat she was petting and ran it over her face. "Why did I just agree to watching you, god. A pain in my ass, that's what you are."

Wow.

She was really going in on him.

Relentless.

Kami didn't feel great hearing her say it, but he shouldn't have expected anything better.

"We're back! Finally, phew!" Mina cheered, swinging the door to the common room open.

"Hey kiddo, did'ja miss us?" Kokichi ran in and bent down. "Also did you guys know that I'm strong enough to pick him up, I learned that when I was training the other day!"

"No, I didn't.. But now I do I guess?" Hebi shrugged.

"Yup! Now.." Oma lifted Kaminari up and was able to take him all the way back to the regressor's dorm. "Here we are, you okay kiddo?"

"Koko! Lady so mean!" Denki let a few tears run down his cheeks. Kokichi frowned and hugged the boy, rubbing his back in a circular motions to calm him down.

"That didn't go quite according to plan, good thing we prepared." Mina sighed in relief. "I'm sorry we put you through that, love.."

Kami pulled away from Kokichi and went to hug Mina.

"Let's say it's nap time, okay? You must be tired." Mina smiled, playing with his hair.

"Otay Mamami.." Kami nodded, still not letting go of her.

"Come on, hun." Mina motioned for Kokichi to grab Kami's blanket off of the floor. Then, with some effort, she hoisted Kami up and placed him on his bed comfortably. He was out like a light.

"There's no way in Hell that you can lift him up." Mina snorted.

"Not anymore.. My quirk is really useful if you know how to utilize it, Nishishi~"