secret girlfriend; tsukishima kei

welp, this is awkward.

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,,a/n" I WILL NEVER LIVE THIS PIC DOWN

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kei has a dino figurines.

key
what the fuck.

kageyamaa
LMFAO

HINATA
whos kei?

kageyamaa
TSUKISHIMA

HINATA
OHHH
HINATA
LOLL

he also really like strawberries
like REALLY likes them.
its kind of an obsession
now that i think about it..

suga :)
wait thats
actually kinda cute :')

key
...😐

ennoshita
is that why
yamaguchi is the only person
tsukishimas friends with ?
ennoshita
because he looks
like a strawberry when he blushes
ennoshita
and he blushes a LOT

sometimes i like to think the
only reason he started talking to
me is because i used to wear
a lot of strawberry perfume

suga :)
so we're just
ignoring that whole
yamaguchi strawberry thing-

kageyamaa
he would be the
type to like strawberries tbh

key
stfu u literally drink MILK

EWW WTF KAGEYAMA
LIKE STRAIGHT FROM
THE CARTON??

HINATA
yep 😐
HINATA
he buys cartons
of them every. single. day.

daichi
this is true.

nishanoya
N E ways..

tanaka senpai
y/n why did u
bring up those things about tsukki ?

i dont wanna talk about it.

key
shes j mad i killed
her dog lmao

HINATA
YOU KILLED
HER DOG?!?!??!?!!!

nishanoya
WHAT THE HELL⁉️!1? ⁉️

tanaka senapi
BRO⁉️

key
in minecraft*
key
calm tf down

daichi
oh okay i guess that
isnt that bad afterall.

nishanoya
U KILLED HER
MC DOG??!?!

tanaka senpai
BRO?!??

HINATA
WHAT THE
HELL TSUKISHIMA????

THANK YOU!!
FINALLY SOMEONE
AGREES WITH ME!!

now tell him im not
being 'overdramatic'😒

key
sit tf down u didnt
even want a dog u wanted a cat

i got aTTACHED

key
whatever 🥱

sorry i have feelings.

tanaka senpai
yess gaslight him girlboss 😍

nishanoya
amen to that 🙏🏼

kageyamaa
so would they be
considered toxic or not..?

yamacoochie
i wish i could say

hey yamaguchi!!

key
why dont u ever
greet me like that lol

cuz u dont deserve it.
plus ur sitting right next to me tf

suga :)
are you guys
really communicating by
texting on here instead of
talking to each other in person
like normal people..

yup

key
pretty much
key
scoot closer to me dumbass

no <3

key
stfu before i go
and kill ur pet cat

ik about another type of cat
you could totally destroy ;)))

key
oh?

HINATA
guys we're still here

LMFAIAJOAKAOA

GUYS KEI'S BLUSHING SO HARD HE FELL OFF THE BED AND CRAWLED UNDER AND IS NOW HIDING JAKNAHVAUNAA

OW

HEY HE JUST KICKED ME-JADJSJAJA

GUYS HES LOOKINAG AT ME KINDA CREEPILY

wait-

its kinda hot lol

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HINATA
where did she go?

kageyamaa
where did he go too

ennoshita
so ur telling me
they just dipped randomly
after saying those sexual
things to each other? 😱
ennoshita
hmm yea wonder
what they're doing

tanaka senpai
yeah totally wondering
what theyre doing..

suga :)
ennoshita! tanaka!
that is so inappropriate!
this is a team groupchat

ukai
uhh

HINATA
wait what are
they doing? 😅

nishanoya
theyre probably
wrestling or sum idk

HINATA
nvm kageyama told me 😐

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